Wednesday, December 12, 2007

R.I.P. Ike Turner, you son of a bitch wife beaten prick.

You will be missed.

::punches Ike in face::

22 comments:

  1. I totally stole this blog from Redbeard

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  2. Anonymous5:54 PM EST

    ::smacks IANO::

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  3. Sometimes we like to do things nice and easy, other times, we like to do them easy and nice.

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  4. Anonymous6:21 PM EST

    ::beaten a path to his funeral::

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  5. Anonymous6:24 PM EST

    ::high fives spirit of Ike::

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  6. Anonymous6:25 PM EST

    ::smacks Ike's kids::

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  7. i heard tina liked it

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  8. ::kicks Ike's coffin over::

    ::tasers him::

    ::goes off to check out the funeral lunch buffet::

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  9. I liked his candies--did he make those with Mike Ditka?

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  10. Excuse me, No Oprah.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAKE! (I think.)

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  11. Happy BD Cake...so do you make a cake for Cake or pie?

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  12. Shhhhhhh! You know IANO doesn't like birthday talk!

    ...

    Wait, if he doesn't like it...we should do it more.

    So, what if the Beatles sang about birthdays?

    - I Want to Eat Your Cake*
    - Twist and Shout Happy Birthday
    - All You Need is Presents
    - Wild Honey Piles of Presents

    (*The pastry, not the blogger.)

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  13. What if the Beatles sang about Ike Turner?

    1. All My Punchin'

    2. Ain't She Beat

    3.Mean Mr. Turner

    4. Eights Smacks A Week

    5. Help!

    6.The Ballad of John and Uh-Oh!

    7. Here Comes The Punch

    8. We Can't Work It Out

    9. I Want To Punch Your Face

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  14. I particulaurly liked 'We Can't Work It Out'.

    It made me laugh more than the other ones which is why I particularly liked it.

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  15. Anonymous3:04 PM EST

    No blog today, huh. *yawn*

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  16. Anonymous3:04 PM EST

    No blog since yesterday.

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  17. Anonymous3:05 PM EST

    I like Ike.

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  18. Anonymous3:05 PM EST

    Maybe he fell into a snowbank.

    (I'm scared of snow.)

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  19. Anonymous3:06 PM EST

    Like it or lump it ya pansy!

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  20. Anonymous3:13 PM EST

    ::smacks fake poster::

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  21. Anonymous3:14 PM EST

    ::spits on Ike's corpse and laughs::

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  22. And the award for Best Headline on the Subject of Ike's Death goes to...

    ::drum roll::

    The NY Post!

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