Thursday, January 03, 2008

And you thought 9/11 "victims" had it bad...

So last night I go to bed around 10:00 and I'm sound asleep when all of a sudden at around 11:30 my cell phone starts vibrating all across the table next to my bed.

Not only did it wake me up, it woke Wifey up.

It was a text message from Hoag telling me Lettermen now has a beard!

Never forget. Never forget. 1/2/08.....the horror.....the horror.

(I doubt the government will give me compensation for the lost sleep.)

8 comments:

  1. Letterman needs a beard? I had no idea he was gay.

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  2. Hoag for President!

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  3. Anonymous1:58 PM EST

    Texting is for losers!

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  4. Positively Unabomber-esque. Wake the neighbors, tell the kids.

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  5. Anonymous2:27 PM EST

    Letterman doesn't need a beard...me on the other hand....

    Any of the ladies on this blog looking for work?

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  6. "Any of the ladies on this blog looking for work?"

    Do you pay in Canadian or US dollars?

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  7. You need a big virtual hug. We all know how you love them.

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  8. Group hug!

    ::squeeeeeeezes IANO::

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