So the other night I'm getting ready to go to bed (Wifey was staying up) and she was sitting on the couch.
I approach her to give her a kiss goodnight when all of a sudden she holds her palm out like a STOP sign and says:
"NO! Your hair is sticking up!"
My hair is sticking up and now I can't kiss my wife goodnight???
What part of Planet Retard is she living on?
Not now, I've got a headache.
ReplyDeleteTo sum up: She DUCKED you!
ReplyDeleteSeems to me like she gave ya the 'ol' Heath Ledger'
ReplyDeleteAnd we've all been there, pal.
If your hair was more poofy, you wouldn't have these problems.
ReplyDeleteYoung Doug Flutie didn't have these issues.
ReplyDeleteTell her she's not alone.
ReplyDeleteHappy Duck Thursday, IANO!
ReplyDelete(p.s. Your hair is sticking up.)
I loved waterfowl!
ReplyDeletePerhaps she was concerned that you were involved in a Something About Mary activity.
ReplyDeleteI got nothin. Thats just crazy.
ReplyDeleteHow come it was stuck up? What with? I mean you know... for all we know it may have been a 'There's Something About Mary' moment.
ReplyDeleteYou should be more careful.