The other night Bob the Drunk is sitting next to me and tells me I look like Doug Flutie.
No big deal.
The next night I'm out with Wifey and the waiter tells me I look like Doug Flutie.
Two nights in a row.
Now for a good part of the 1980s and 1990s folks used to tell my buddy Hoag that HE looked like Doug Flutie.
Point of the Story:Hoag looks like the young good looking Doug Flutie. I look like the old long in the tooth ugly Doug Flutie.
There...
ReplyDeletethere really isn't a "Bob the Drunk", is there?
Friends who exist "in the hearts of all of us" don't really exist at all. Not even the Easter Bunny.
Besides, if the Easter Bunny ever did exist, he would have been skinned for dozens of glove linings long ago.
-- Lamont "And I'm Not So Sure About Hannukah Harry, Either" Cranston
I wanna die.
ReplyDeleteLamont:
ReplyDelete::hugs dead bunny gloves and cries::
p.s.
Doug Flutie is a huge Hillary supporter...should I tell IANO or do you wanna?
I think Doug Flutie's cute - I was hitting on ya and ya didn't even realize it.
ReplyDeleteBob the Drunk and Hoagy are both clearly made up. Aren't you a bit old to be having imaginary friends?
ReplyDeleteI'm real and I'm scary, come over here and say that to my face!
ReplyDeleteYoung Doug Flutie with poofy hair.
ReplyDeleteHoag put you up to this, didn't he?
Does Old Flutie wear a jumpsuit with a giant belt buckle? Does he give away cadillacs? If so, may I please have one?
ReplyDeleteOld Flutie has left the building.
ReplyDeleteThank ya, thank ya very much!
ReplyDeleteWhat if Elvis sang about Doug Flutie?
ReplyDeleteYou Ain't Nothin' But a Hound, Doug
ReplyDelete"Are You Lonesome To(Buddy)Night?"
ReplyDelete-- Lamont "Fifth Elvis" Cranston
::Googles picture of Doug Flutie::
ReplyDeleteMaybe...kinda like a "Blue Hawaii" era Doug Flutie.
I've been mistaken for Flutie too. I suspect any dark-haired white guy in the 5'9" height range from Boston must eventually be called "Flutie" by someone.
ReplyDeleteOh Mr. NotOprah, you're dreamy, I had no idea!
ReplyDeleteAh've been mistookens for Flutie and I ain't even from Bostahn!
ReplyDeleteEveryone always thinks I'm Flutie. (Flutie loves bacon, too.)
ReplyDeleteI wish I were from Boston...then people would mistake me for Flutie.
ReplyDeleteI was just out getting a coffee and a broad called ME Flutie too!
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows I'm the real Flutie. I've got the poofy hair to prove it!
ReplyDeleteLois just finished telling me that I look exactly like Flutie!
ReplyDeleteI'm too busy enjoying the sunshine in some warm climate to be confused with Flutie.
ReplyDeleteOld Fat Flutie Elvis is just dreamy. Pass the cloned pancakes.
ReplyDeleteI wish I looked like Doug Flutie!
ReplyDeleteYou totaly misunderstood.
ReplyDeleteIt just so happens I translate (and speak) "Drunken Slur".
He probably said "you look damn fruity."
So, you're telling me he probably said I looked like a poofta, not poofy?
ReplyDeleteI knew we shouldn't hold hands, IANO!
Maybe it was your "flutie" Bob the Drunk wanted to play?
ReplyDelete"...Senator i know Doug Flutie and you are no Doug Flutie."
ReplyDeleteYou can't handle the Doug Flutie.
ReplyDeleteI always thought you looked like David Byrne of Talking Heads. Now I'm off "Into the Blue"
ReplyDeleteI'm often told I look like Doug Flutie.
ReplyDeleteI've always thought you just talked like Doug Flutie.
ReplyDeleteI want to say more, but I'll just get a one way ticket to Hell. Without a handbasket.
Juanita