Tuesday, January 22, 2008

I look like Doug Flutie

The other night Bob the Drunk is sitting next to me and tells me I look like Doug Flutie.

No big deal.

The next night I'm out with Wifey and the waiter tells me I look like Doug Flutie.
Two nights in a row.

Now for a good part of the 1980s and 1990s folks used to tell my buddy Hoag that HE looked like Doug Flutie.

Point of the Story:Hoag looks like the young good looking Doug Flutie. I look like the old long in the tooth ugly Doug Flutie.

33 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:08 PM EST

    There...

    there really isn't a "Bob the Drunk", is there?

    Friends who exist "in the hearts of all of us" don't really exist at all. Not even the Easter Bunny.

    Besides, if the Easter Bunny ever did exist, he would have been skinned for dozens of glove linings long ago.

    -- Lamont "And I'm Not So Sure About Hannukah Harry, Either" Cranston

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  2. Anonymous12:18 PM EST

    I wanna die.

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  3. Lamont:

    ::hugs dead bunny gloves and cries::

    p.s.
    Doug Flutie is a huge Hillary supporter...should I tell IANO or do you wanna?

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  4. Anonymous12:31 PM EST

    I think Doug Flutie's cute - I was hitting on ya and ya didn't even realize it.

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  5. Anonymous12:33 PM EST

    Bob the Drunk and Hoagy are both clearly made up. Aren't you a bit old to be having imaginary friends?

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  6. Anonymous12:33 PM EST

    I'm real and I'm scary, come over here and say that to my face!

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  7. Young Doug Flutie with poofy hair.

    Hoag put you up to this, didn't he?

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  8. Does Old Flutie wear a jumpsuit with a giant belt buckle? Does he give away cadillacs? If so, may I please have one?

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  9. Old Flutie has left the building.

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  10. Anonymous1:45 PM EST

    Thank ya, thank ya very much!

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  11. Anonymous1:46 PM EST

    What if Elvis sang about Doug Flutie?

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  12. You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound, Doug

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  13. Anonymous2:27 PM EST

    "Are You Lonesome To(Buddy)Night?"

    -- Lamont "Fifth Elvis" Cranston

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  14. ::Googles picture of Doug Flutie::

    Maybe...kinda like a "Blue Hawaii" era Doug Flutie.

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  15. I've been mistaken for Flutie too. I suspect any dark-haired white guy in the 5'9" height range from Boston must eventually be called "Flutie" by someone.

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  16. Anonymous2:49 PM EST

    Oh Mr. NotOprah, you're dreamy, I had no idea!

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  17. Anonymous2:50 PM EST

    Ah've been mistookens for Flutie and I ain't even from Bostahn!

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  18. Anonymous2:50 PM EST

    Everyone always thinks I'm Flutie. (Flutie loves bacon, too.)

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  19. Anonymous2:51 PM EST

    I wish I were from Boston...then people would mistake me for Flutie.

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  20. Anonymous2:52 PM EST

    I was just out getting a coffee and a broad called ME Flutie too!

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  21. Anonymous2:52 PM EST

    Everyone knows I'm the real Flutie. I've got the poofy hair to prove it!

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  22. Anonymous2:53 PM EST

    Lois just finished telling me that I look exactly like Flutie!

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  23. Anonymous2:56 PM EST

    I'm too busy enjoying the sunshine in some warm climate to be confused with Flutie.

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  24. Anonymous3:07 PM EST

    Old Fat Flutie Elvis is just dreamy. Pass the cloned pancakes.

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  25. Anonymous3:08 PM EST

    I wish I looked like Doug Flutie!

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  26. Anonymous3:23 PM EST

    You totaly misunderstood.
    It just so happens I translate (and speak) "Drunken Slur".
    He probably said "you look damn fruity."

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  27. Anonymous3:30 PM EST

    So, you're telling me he probably said I looked like a poofta, not poofy?

    I knew we shouldn't hold hands, IANO!

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  28. Anonymous3:48 PM EST

    Maybe it was your "flutie" Bob the Drunk wanted to play?

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  29. Anonymous3:51 PM EST

    "...Senator i know Doug Flutie and you are no Doug Flutie."

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  30. Anonymous3:58 PM EST

    You can't handle the Doug Flutie.

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  31. I always thought you looked like David Byrne of Talking Heads. Now I'm off "Into the Blue"

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  32. Anonymous4:10 PM EST

    I'm often told I look like Doug Flutie.

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  33. Anonymous11:09 PM EST

    I've always thought you just talked like Doug Flutie.

    I want to say more, but I'll just get a one way ticket to Hell. Without a handbasket.

    Juanita

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