Hilllary Clinton might possibly be the ugliest person on the planet.
We all agree on this, correct?
Now just imagine how much uglier she'll get when she ages more.
Is this something the human mind can even comprehend? You take the ugliest and make it uglier. That's ugly. Real, real ugly.
To be fair....her hair looks okay once in a while. For a man-broad.
My vow:
If she wins the election I will mention her hideous looks every single day she is in office. I will also mention her hideous looks when she is partaking in illegal land deals and payola schemes.
This I promise.
Unless I change my mind.
So that was just pillow talk the other night? *cries*
ReplyDeleteDear God:
ReplyDeleteI know I take your name in vain all the time and sin and curse and all that but please oh please I'll give it all up if you just let Hillary win the next election.
Love,
"Cake"
The next election is actually for assitant landfill coordinator.
ReplyDelete*poof*
'Hillary Clinton wins by a landslide!'
Dear God:
ReplyDeleteI hate chew! I'm gonna spend the rest of the day sinning.
Love,
"Cake"
So to sum up:
ReplyDeleteVote for John Edwards.
I'm tired of pondering now.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Hillary is like in bed?
ReplyDeleteI'm been called ponderous.
ReplyDeleteDid someone say Ponderosa? I love Ponderosa!
ReplyDeleteI was once diagnosed with Pond Rosa but some antibiotics fixed me all up.
ReplyDeleteAnd then-a my pawns a rose-a up and I won-a the game!
ReplyDeleteAcross the Ponder, we call pondering "rousering"...as in "Rouser on this for a bit."
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