Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Finally...the Letter Game !

The subject today will be Hillary and her beauty.

Your letters are:

D-M-H-F-A-T

The rules are simple...make up a sentence using those letters as the first letter of each word. Sentence must be six words and speak of Hillary Clinton's natural beauty.

Winner will get a free vomit bag or laser eye surgery.

Or something.

50 comments:

  1. Delicious matron...Hillary's features are terrific!

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  2. Deny Monica, Hillary's fangs are terrifying.

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  3. Anonymous11:56 AM EDT

    Don't marginalize Hillary, fair and true.

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  4. Anonymous12:02 PM EDT

    Dear Mistress Hillary, forsooth another tingle?

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  5. Anonymous12:03 PM EDT

    Dandy! My Hillary fortunes are turning!

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  6. Anonymous12:04 PM EDT

    Doesn't matter, Hillary, farts are temporary.

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  7. Anonymous12:07 PM EDT

    Dress, makeup, hat...firstlady's attractive transvestite!

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  8. Anonymous12:12 PM EDT

    Dreamy Miss Hillary...Flirtini and tacos?

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  9. Anonymous12:25 PM EDT

    Dear Madame: Headbands Forestall Ashblonde Thinning.

    Don't Monitor Her Fashion: Applaud Thinking!

    Denied Michigan, Hillary's Florida Aspirations Teeter.

    Yeah, I know it's not about her charms, but it's real topical.

    -- Lamont "Don't Mind How Futile Are These" Cranston

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  10. Anonymous12:26 PM EDT

    Delicious mammaries Hillary! Feels amazingly tight!

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  11. Anonymous12:27 PM EDT

    Darling, my Hillary fancies a toss.

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  12. Drunk...Midnight...Hillary's Fetching And Tempting!

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  13. Anonymous12:32 PM EDT

    Dear Miss Hillary,

    Fight Ankle terrorism!

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  14. Dreamy, milky...Hillary fantasies are torrid.

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  15. Anonymous12:37 PM EDT

    ::sings::

    Don't mistake Hillary for a tramp!

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  16. Anonymous12:37 PM EDT

    Monumentally Dastardly Hillary Fails At Truth.

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  17. Anonymous12:39 PM EDT

    Drunk? Maybe. Hillary feels almost tempting.

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  18. Anonymous12:39 PM EDT

    No...I just "mis-spoke" about the danger when I was landing in Bosnia. That's very different from telling a lie.

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  19. Anonymous12:43 PM EDT

    Bosnia? Isn't that the capital of Massachusetts?

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  20. Dinty Moore! Hungry For A Treat!

    What's that? Oh, sorry. Off topic. I'll try again.

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  21. Anonymous12:51 PM EDT

    Dimples might hinder 'Fat Asses' term.

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  22. DRASTIC MAKEOVER! Hillary's Funbags Are Titillating!

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  23. DRAT, MORTY! Hillzilla's Face Ate Tokyo!

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  24. Anonymous1:22 PM EDT

    Duuu Maaa Heeeee Faaaaa aaaaa Taaaaa

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  25. Anonymous1:26 PM EDT

    Democrats massage Hillary's fatty ankles, thighs.

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  26. Anonymous1:31 PM EDT

    DoOprah misses Hillary's face and thighs.

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  27. Anonymous1:32 PM EDT

    Dreamy Meaty Hillary, flavors and taste!

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  28. Anonymous1:32 PM EDT

    Dance, my Hillary! For all time!

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  29. Anonymous1:33 PM EDT

    Divine, my Hillary, filling and tasty.

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  30. Anonymous1:43 PM EDT

    Dracula, Mummy, Hillary, Frankenstein are terrifying!

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  31. Anonymous1:46 PM EDT

    "Despicable maid," Hillary fretted, "acting scared!"

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  32. Anonymous1:48 PM EDT

    Delicious, my Hillary's feverishly amorous tongue.

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  33. Anonymous1:50 PM EDT

    "Drink, my honey?" firstlady asks timidly.

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  34. Anonymous1:53 PM EDT

    Dank, musty...Hillary's folds are terrible.

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  35. Anonymous1:54 PM EDT

    Darling, my Hillary, fancy a trampeze?

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  36. Dudes may hide from ankle terror

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  37. Anonymous2:01 PM EDT

    Depends(tm), Ms Hillary, for ass trouble.

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  38. Anonymous2:03 PM EDT

    Doppins Mizz Hillary, falubbin' and topwallowin'

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  39. Anonymous2:25 PM EDT

    Off topic but funny: new airline slogan's to convince us that it is now safe to fly:
    1. "Now frisking all Arabs--Twice!"
    2. "More civil-rights lawsuits brought by Arabs than any other airline!"
    3. "You are now free to move about the cabin---not so fast , Mohammed!"

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  40. Anonymous2:26 PM EDT

    Dear Mike,

    Hillary feels awful.

    Tony

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  41. Anonymous2:29 PM EDT

    Dumpy monster...Hillary fat, atrocious troll!

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  42. Anonymous2:29 PM EDT

    Deliver medicine...Hillary foolishly attacks tiger.

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  43. Anonymous2:58 PM EDT

    Deliver my Hillary, free a terrorist.

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  44. Anonymous3:19 PM EDT

    Dammit, man! Hillary's frisky AND titillating?!

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  45. Anonymous3:22 PM EDT

    "Dangly mammaries: Hillary's famously alluring treats."

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  46. Anonymous3:24 PM EDT

    Delighted, Mister Hoag fancied a tassle.

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  47. IANO, by saying "Sentence must be six words and speak of Hillary Clinton's natural beauty," you broke your very own rule #9 from February 20th! "Using the words beauty and Hillary in the same sentence is forbidden...unless said sentence goes like this: 'That was a beauty of a rock thrown at Hillary.' Or something." I am hereby notifying you that I will report this to the proper authorities!!!

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  48. Hey, you never said that the D, M, H, F, A, and T had to be in order, didja?

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  49. Damn, Hillary's Atrocious Face Terrifies Me!

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  50. (Okay, this one's in order, just in case.): Didja Mistake Hillary For A Transvestite?

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