The subject today will be Hillary and her beauty.
Your letters are:
D-M-H-F-A-T
The rules are simple...make up a sentence using those letters as the first letter of each word. Sentence must be six words and speak of Hillary Clinton's natural beauty.
Winner will get a free vomit bag or laser eye surgery.
Or something.
Delicious matron...Hillary's features are terrific!
ReplyDeleteDeny Monica, Hillary's fangs are terrifying.
ReplyDeleteDon't marginalize Hillary, fair and true.
ReplyDeleteDear Mistress Hillary, forsooth another tingle?
ReplyDeleteDandy! My Hillary fortunes are turning!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't matter, Hillary, farts are temporary.
ReplyDeleteDress, makeup, hat...firstlady's attractive transvestite!
ReplyDeleteDreamy Miss Hillary...Flirtini and tacos?
ReplyDeleteDear Madame: Headbands Forestall Ashblonde Thinning.
ReplyDeleteDon't Monitor Her Fashion: Applaud Thinking!
Denied Michigan, Hillary's Florida Aspirations Teeter.
Yeah, I know it's not about her charms, but it's real topical.
-- Lamont "Don't Mind How Futile Are These" Cranston
Delicious mammaries Hillary! Feels amazingly tight!
ReplyDeleteDarling, my Hillary fancies a toss.
ReplyDeleteDrunk...Midnight...Hillary's Fetching And Tempting!
ReplyDeleteDear Miss Hillary,
ReplyDeleteFight Ankle terrorism!
Dreamy, milky...Hillary fantasies are torrid.
ReplyDelete::sings::
ReplyDeleteDon't mistake Hillary for a tramp!
Monumentally Dastardly Hillary Fails At Truth.
ReplyDeleteDrunk? Maybe. Hillary feels almost tempting.
ReplyDeleteNo...I just "mis-spoke" about the danger when I was landing in Bosnia. That's very different from telling a lie.
ReplyDeleteBosnia? Isn't that the capital of Massachusetts?
ReplyDeleteDinty Moore! Hungry For A Treat!
ReplyDeleteWhat's that? Oh, sorry. Off topic. I'll try again.
Dimples might hinder 'Fat Asses' term.
ReplyDeleteDRASTIC MAKEOVER! Hillary's Funbags Are Titillating!
ReplyDeleteDRAT, MORTY! Hillzilla's Face Ate Tokyo!
ReplyDeleteDuuu Maaa Heeeee Faaaaa aaaaa Taaaaa
ReplyDeleteDemocrats massage Hillary's fatty ankles, thighs.
ReplyDeleteDoOprah misses Hillary's face and thighs.
ReplyDeleteDreamy Meaty Hillary, flavors and taste!
ReplyDeleteDance, my Hillary! For all time!
ReplyDeleteDivine, my Hillary, filling and tasty.
ReplyDeleteDracula, Mummy, Hillary, Frankenstein are terrifying!
ReplyDelete"Despicable maid," Hillary fretted, "acting scared!"
ReplyDeleteDelicious, my Hillary's feverishly amorous tongue.
ReplyDelete"Drink, my honey?" firstlady asks timidly.
ReplyDeleteDank, musty...Hillary's folds are terrible.
ReplyDeleteDarling, my Hillary, fancy a trampeze?
ReplyDeleteDudes may hide from ankle terror
ReplyDeleteDepends(tm), Ms Hillary, for ass trouble.
ReplyDeleteDoppins Mizz Hillary, falubbin' and topwallowin'
ReplyDeleteOff topic but funny: new airline slogan's to convince us that it is now safe to fly:
ReplyDelete1. "Now frisking all Arabs--Twice!"
2. "More civil-rights lawsuits brought by Arabs than any other airline!"
3. "You are now free to move about the cabin---not so fast , Mohammed!"
Dear Mike,
ReplyDeleteHillary feels awful.
Tony
Dumpy monster...Hillary fat, atrocious troll!
ReplyDeleteDeliver medicine...Hillary foolishly attacks tiger.
ReplyDeleteDeliver my Hillary, free a terrorist.
ReplyDeleteDammit, man! Hillary's frisky AND titillating?!
ReplyDelete"Dangly mammaries: Hillary's famously alluring treats."
ReplyDeleteDelighted, Mister Hoag fancied a tassle.
ReplyDeleteIANO, by saying "Sentence must be six words and speak of Hillary Clinton's natural beauty," you broke your very own rule #9 from February 20th! "Using the words beauty and Hillary in the same sentence is forbidden...unless said sentence goes like this: 'That was a beauty of a rock thrown at Hillary.' Or something." I am hereby notifying you that I will report this to the proper authorities!!!
ReplyDeleteHey, you never said that the D, M, H, F, A, and T had to be in order, didja?
ReplyDeleteDamn, Hillary's Atrocious Face Terrifies Me!
ReplyDelete(Okay, this one's in order, just in case.): Didja Mistake Hillary For A Transvestite?
ReplyDelete