Saturday, March 22, 2008

Proof that the Bible is all truth

If it was fiction there wouldn't be two characters named Mary. And there wouldn't be two key guys named John.

In fiction that would be way too confusing.

So To Sum Up:

I'm now going to heaven.
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10 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:11 PM EDT

    Mary My Dear...

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  2. Anonymous1:45 PM EDT

    We're still waiting for our nachos. No more comments till we get them. (On mine, hold the sour cream).

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  3. The Silver Fox1:53 PM EDT

    Thank you for enlightening us! Just looking at a list of Jesus' disciples would back you up on this. Two Judases, two Jameses, two Simons (one a/k/a Peter), Nathaniel (a/k/a Bartholomew?!?), several others with aliases, too... These guys changed their names more often than Roseanne!

    Oh, by the way, IANO, since you've read the Bible cover to cover... Which chapter and verse mentions the Easter Bunny?

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  4. I Ain't No Oprah2:01 PM EDT

    Cadbury 3:14

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  5. Anonymous4:23 PM EDT

    Mary My Dear...

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  6. Anonymous4:38 PM EDT

    What if the Beatles sang about the Virgin Mary?

    - I Wanna Hold Your Mary
    - She's So Boring
    - Everyone's Got Something to Hide Except me and my "Virgin"
    - Back in the M.A.N.G.E.R.
    - Happiness is a Chaste Hug
    - Magical Mystery Impregnation

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  7. Anonymous4:42 PM EDT

    What if the Beatles sang about the naughty Mary Magdalene?

    - Mary's Silver "Hammer"
    - Here Comes the Son
    - I Want You (She's So Slutty)
    - Can Buy My Love
    - Mary in the Sty with Diamonds

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  8. Anonymous4:45 PM EDT

    What if the Beatles sang about Joseph?

    - He's So Naive
    - Norwegian Woodcutter
    - Everyone's Got Something to Hide Except me and my Virginal Wife
    - He's Got a Ticket to Ride but No Hotel Reservation

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  9. Anonymous4:48 PM EDT

    What if they sang about Luke:

    I Want To Hold Your Cool Hand

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  10. Anonymous4:52 PM EDT

    What if they sang about Judas?

    - I Want to Bite Your Hand
    - Hey Judas
    - Judas on the Fly with Silver
    - When I'm 30 Pieces of Silver Richer

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