Thursday, April 24, 2008

Basketball Jonez

So I'm listening to the radio this morning and they're interviewing one of the Boston Celtics.

It went something like this:

RADIO GUY: "Pretty impressive win...what are you going to do in game 3?"

BASKETBALL BRAINIAC: "Well....I'll tell you what we're NOT gonna do...we're not gonna rest our laurels."

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Now as a sports fan this concerns me. I get nervous when my sports heroes have tired laurels!

(I'm resting my laurels right now)

SO TO SUM UP:
Play the game, don't speak.
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17 comments:

  1. Lois Lane1:08 PM EDT

    Just don't rest your laurels too long. I hear that's how you get the special constables.

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  2. Anonymous1:12 PM EDT

    Sports Reporter: "So, after this big win, what will you do?"
    Afhelete: I Be Going To Dibney World!"

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  3. Spud1:12 PM EDT

    Does this mean they'll be resting on their hardy's?

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  4. Redbeard761:26 PM EDT

    'Cos you know, hemmorhoids don't help the winnin'.

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  5. Anonymous1:27 PM EDT

    Dear Cousin Saul,

    Thank you once again for breaking down racist barriers.

    Love,

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  6. Anonymous1:41 PM EDT

    It isn't racist...it's a commentary on atheletes who can't speak correct english.

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  7. Cake1:56 PM EDT

    Damn, I get stuck in a meeting and someone else beats me to the Laurel and Hardy joke.

    *sulks*

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  8. Redbeard761:56 PM EDT

    I'll tell you what I'm NOT gonna do. I'm not gonna leave a comment.

    Damn. Too late.

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  9. Cake2:03 PM EDT

    Well, I'm definitely not going to leave two comments.

    Nope.

    Oh...damn.

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  10. Anonymous2:03 PM EDT

    There's no "i" in teem!

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  11. I Ain't No Oprah2:07 PM EDT

    But there IS a LOSER In CanadLOSERa

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  12. Joe Doherty2:32 PM EDT

    Bruce Willis was at last night's Celtics game. I think that his presence will finally bring credibility and notoriety to the National Basketball League (I think that's what they're calling it).

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  13. Anonymous3:03 PM EDT

    I knew we didn't spend enough time on the "Ukranian Problem"

    Freakin' Himmler on his Gypsy this and Gypsy that rants...

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  14. Anonymous3:07 PM EDT

    TAKE OFF!

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  15. The Silver Fox5:55 PM EDT

    No real ath-a-leet rests his (or her)laurels! If you rest your laurels, they'll atrophy! Same goes for your pectorals, your deltoids, your triceps, etc.!

    So, to sum up:

    A trophy, Good.
    Atrophy, Bad.

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  16. The Silver Fox6:01 PM EDT

    And there's nothing racist about Dibney World. Just ask the Elongated Man.

    No, wait. That's Dibny. No "e."

    (Why do I even know s**t like this?!?!)

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  17. I Ain't No Oprah6:04 PM EDT

    Cuz you've been to The Nerd Store.

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