Over the years me and the neighbor guy Dave across from my house have played practical jokes on each other.
But not recently.
So this moring I wake up, get out of bed, drag a comb across my head (whoops....Beatles digression)...anyhow, I wake up and look out the window and there scattered all around my front yard are soccer balls.
Lots and lots of soccer balls.
So I go downstairs and say to Wifey "Did you see the front yard?"
And she said "Yup...and I just texted Dave... NICE BALLS!"
I laughed. She laughed.
Then I told her it was Hoagy that left the soccer balls all over our lawn.
And now Dave thinks he has nice balls.
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1) Lordy, that's funny. Any word from Dave yet?
2) How many balls are we talkin'?
a dozen maybe? 10?
I don't count balls.
I'm glad nobody's ever told me I have nice balls. That'd be a little upsetting.
Is there a particular reason Hoagy scattered his balls on your lawn?
my bedroom door was locked?
Your lawn was ever so nicely manicured, though. Please pass on our regards to the Yard Work Princess.
Hoagy's got a lot of balls.
Hitler only had one ball.
And something is wrong with that?
where's our free comic books?
On his balls.
I needed to know whether to visualize 10 soccer balls or 100 soccer balls--I believe that with Hoagy it could be either one.
Hmm. You mean you don't count balls to see if the guy at home gets to walk to first base? Astonishing.
Are you sure she texted Dave AFTER she saw all the soccer balls scattered across the lawn?
She could just be covering up...
-- Lamont "Peyton Place" Cranston
Balls...I hadn't thought of that!
Can I have some free comics for being so insightful?
-- Lamont "No, NOT Harvey Comics. The Good Ones" Cranston
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- Ballsy Sadie
- Being for the Balls of Mr. Kite
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You've Got to Hide Your Balls Away
While My Balls Gently Weep
While my Balls Gently Sweep
Balls, Jude
Get Balls
Octopus's Balls
Ballsy Raccoon
I Wanna Be Your Balls
When I Have Sixty Four Balls
The Ballad of Balls And Yoko
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