Wednesday, May 28, 2008

I hope it didn't make my thighs look big.

So I'm getting ready to leave for work the other day and this is the conversation I had with Wifey (after she gave me the once over with her eyes)

WIFEY: "Is that the same outfit you were wearing yesterday?"

ME: "I don't wear outfits....I'm wearing jeans and a shirt. And no, it's not the same outfit as yesterday."
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9 comments:

  1. Cake11:08 AM EDT

    That'll learn ya to have a closet full of the exact same pink cotton shirt. I did try to tell you.

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  2. Redbeard7611:09 AM EDT

    Hitler looked good in pink. Just sayin'.

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  3. Cake11:11 AM EDT

    So if IANO looks good in pink, and Hitler looked good in pink, does that mean...IANO IS HITLER!?

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  4. Sparkle Plenty11:19 AM EDT

    She gave you the stink-eye, didn't she? Or at least the fish-eye?

    Jeans, a shirt, and one of them occasions gowns from the flower shop, right?

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  5. Lois Lane11:59 AM EDT

    Oooh, and a tiara too. It just ain't a proper outfit without a tiara.

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  6. Cake2:02 PM EDT

    And some eyeliner and lipstick...may as well go all the way.

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  7. Anonymous3:02 PM EDT

    "(after she gave me the once over with her eyes)"

    As opposed to giving you the once over with her ears?

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  8. Anonymous4:25 PM EDT

    I think maybe he was wearing one of Wifey's outfits.

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  9. Jayne4:34 PM EDT

    I hope to god you painted your toenails to match the outfit.

    Hitler did that all the time, but no one likes to talk about it.

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