So today is new comic book day and as I flip through a brand new series by Marvel Comics one of the characters mentions a sex act.
The dialogue goes something like this:
HOOKER: "He wanted me to give him a "Crusty Bunker"...and here I thought I've heard and done it all."
So I flip through the story some more and come across this passage:
HOOKER: "And before I forget...for those of you that need to know--there's no such thing as a 'Crusty Bunker'. "
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SO TO SUM UP:
The world apparently needs a new sex act and it needs to be called the Crusty Bunker.
PS
Thank you Marvel Comics!
So you wanna be bunked in the cruster, do ya? ::wink,wink::
ReplyDelete(I have no idea what that means but oh how wrong it sounds!)
In England, I hear you can get a Crusty Bunker with a cut and blow dry.
ReplyDeleteAnd now "cut and blow dry" sounds very wrong too...
1) The word "crusty" should be nowhere near a sex act--not even a fictitious one.
ReplyDelete2) Makes me think of an unspeakable act involving Archie Bunker and a boogery nose.
3) "Little hitler in the bunker" is a potentially viable sex act name, as is "The Mashed Potato." Wait. The second one might be a dance.
While My Crusty Bunker Gently Weeps
ReplyDeleteWhy Don't We Do It In The Crusty Bumker.
Yellow Crusty Bunker
Fixing a Crusty Bunker
Happiness....awww, forget it. This sickens me.
- Long and Winding Crusty Bunkers
ReplyDelete- I Want to Hold Your Crusty Bunker
- Crusty Sadie
- She Came in Through the Crusty Bunker
Uhh...yer right. This is just too gross.
"Why Don't We Do It In The Crusty Bumker."
ReplyDeleteThis is somehow even more disgusting with the typo.
I need a shower now...and not a cold shower. A really, really scalding hot one.
Crusty Bunker would be one of the worst stripper names ever.
ReplyDeleteLois:
ReplyDelete"Lottie Leper" would be worse. As would "Sally Streptococci".
Although it seems to me that most of the usual bloggers here -- very much including "BaconAce" and "IaintNO" -- have EXCELLENT stripper names.
-- Lamont "Happy Ending" Cranston
Stuck With A Comb sounds like a stripper at a S&M club.
ReplyDeleteI just Googled the phrase "Crusty Bunker" and this blog was result #10. We should be so proud.
ReplyDeleteIf I were a stripper named "Cake," I'd only hire myself out to jump out of cakes.
ReplyDelete...
And that sounded more clever in my head. Damn.
Did you see how Neal Adams (famous Batman artist) was responsible for the term Crusty Bunker?
ReplyDeleteNow #2 on google is IANO.
ReplyDeleteBut if you Google "Oprah Crusty Bunker" this blog is #1!!!!
ReplyDeleteDisturbingly, there are also 4,900+ other results for "Oprah Crusty Bunker."
I never, EVER want to think of Oprah's crusty bunker.
ReplyDeleteBelieve you me.
(isn't it great to be 12 years old?)
1180 google hits for LOIS LANE CRUSTY BUNKER
ReplyDelete27 hits for Clinky Crusty Bunker
ReplyDelete(Don't I have work to do?)
And 1460 google hits for Sparkle Plenty Crusty Bunker
ReplyDelete"(Don't I have work to do?)"
ReplyDeleteIs it "work" involving a "crusty bunker"? *leer*
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