Tuesday, July 08, 2008

My Rolled Coin Blog.

Someone mentioned the other day that they were out of ideas for blogs and they were gonna post a blog about coin rolling.

And it reminded me of the time I fought off aliens, saved the princess, and rolled up about 40 large....all in dimes.

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I was flying shotgun (I don't even know what that means) in the X-27 Warp Modulator (no clue what that means) and trying to roll up my coin at the same time when all of sudden a fiery red carbopulation cane came streaming towards my docking bay (or something)....it broke of the hinge of the recess hatch.

I was doomed! Silver Roosevelts were floating all over my craft, the princess was still in dire need (winkwink), and I had dinner plans at 8:00!

So quickly I jammed the throttle to hyper-kill, reversed the props, rolled the coin, saved Diana, patched the hinge, returned to sector 52, had dinner.

I was in bed by 11:00.

I dreamt of rolled pennies and Malomar C-47.

But that's a story for another day!

19 comments:

  1. What about that one coin that got away, jammed the hyperstiffle on the mooncraft and caused a massive explosion in the cybersquare docking bay? I see you left that part out.

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  2. Anonymous11:51 AM EDT

    90% is crap

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  3. Anonymous11:51 AM EDT

    Y'know, if you kept your flux capacitor in good working order, you wouldn't have needed to patch the hinge.

    Amateurs.

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  4. Anonymous11:54 AM EDT

    And the other 10% is this rolled coin blog.

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  5. Anonymous11:55 AM EDT

    What if you glactate the spogform regulator and then flip-flop on the justifier switch?

    It always worked for me.

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  6. Anonymous12:03 PM EDT

    Do space suits come in extra-extra-large?

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  7. Anonymous12:04 PM EDT

    I have a very bad feeling about this...

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  8. Anonymous12:06 PM EDT

    - All You Need is Cyberlove
    - I Wanna Hold Your Han
    - Twist and Warp
    - Eight Lasers Blasts a Week
    - Flux Flux Me Do
    - Yellow Spacemarine

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  9. Anonymous12:23 PM EDT

    That's SPROCKET, not socket!

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  10. Why Don't We Roll Them In The Road

    Lucy at the Table with Coins.

    Pennies Lane

    Eight Dimes A Week

    PS I Rolled You

    Got To Get You Into My Paper Coin Roll

    Old Brown Wheatback

    I Am The Rollrus

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  11. Anonymous4:10 PM EDT

    1) Ticket To Roll

    2) The Roll On The Hill

    3) Fixing a Roll

    4) Paper Coin Wrapper

    5) Eleanor Rollby

    6) Back In The R.O.L.L.

    7) Lucy In The Sky With Dimes

    8) Rollvalution

    9) Get Wheatback

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  12. Anonymous4:37 PM EDT

    We know.

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  13. Anonymous5:13 PM EDT

    I rested my Markolator IV beside my hip as I chased down D-Nawler through Squires Catacombs.

    When I finally found him, Markolator IV told him goodnight.

    And goodbye...

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  14. admit it, you roll coins and stuff them in your pockets

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  15. Yeah, dimes...not quarters.

    *sob*

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  16. I thought only ladies had docking bays. Are you a lady?

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  17. Something about this doesn't fly. You always return to Sector 53.

    Lamont "Always Roll Your Own" Cranston

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  18. Didn't Otis Redding have a docking bay?

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