A SEARS truck just drove by my shop and on the side of the truck it proudly proclamied:
SEARS: WHERE IT ALL BEGINS.
What the hell does that even mean? Where what begins?
Nothing begins at SEARS.
Except of course maybe the 1930s. Or something.
SO TO SUM UP:
SEARS: Where you go if all other options have already been explored and exhausted and you just have to have a Craftsman Circular Saw Clock for your workshop.
This reminds me of the slogan for Radio Shack: "You have questions...we have 30 year old technology."...or something.
ReplyDeletePS. Do you really want to buy your technology from a "shack?"
Do you want to get your pizza from a "hut?"
::cuts Sears' nuts off::
ReplyDeleteWhat??
Oh.
Lemme alone, two blogs in one day gets confusing...
I still have my TRS-80 Model III. Back when Tandy & Radio Shack were the leaders in computer technology.
ReplyDeleteBack to Sears, what the frig ever happened to "Robuck", anyway?
They cut his nuts off.
ReplyDeleteLife begins at Sears.
ReplyDeleteNo! Life can begin anywhere you want it to!
ReplyDeleteWe believe in a woman's right to have sex in Sears. Or JC Penney or Macy's...it's *her* choice.
Just not at Wal*Mart.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Target but NEVER Wal-Mart.
ReplyDeleteWal-Mart: For all of your abortion needs!
ReplyDeleteWanna talk about stupid slogans? How 'bout the ABC network's "Start here... " And end... where? CBS? NBC? Morons.
ReplyDelete(Ahhhhh, it feels good to rant again!!!)
By the way, I wonder if Jesse Jackson would cut Orson's nuts off so I don't have to pay for it.