I just want to assure my gentle readers that no matter how bad GUSTAV gets, we (the staff at I AIN'T NO OPRAH) will stay and not flee.
There will be hijinx.
Mayhem.
Looting.
No stupid hurricane is going to keep us (the staff at I AIN'T NO OPRAH) away from our duties.
We will stay.
We will not flee.
We are men. We stay.
Hijinx.
Mayhem.
Looting.
It's our mantra.
It's our code.
So use the letters G U S T A V, in order,to write a six word sentence. It must be related to weather. Or storms.
Or the crocodile named Gustave.
Gustave? Umbrellas, supplies, tents, and vitamins.
ReplyDeleteGet Uncle Sam to a villa!
ReplyDeleteGimme useable sumppumps,towels, and vegamite!
ReplyDeleteGustave up stream....terror and violence!
ReplyDeleteA gustav wind makes a hurricane stronger.
ReplyDeleteok thats seven but
what is this "the staff" you speak of?
Got us some torrentially annoying vantages!
ReplyDelete(What? What does that even mean! Surely I can do better...)
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