(don't google)
That's what the sign said in front of the retail establishment. Not 'don't google', but 'Switch Flops have arrived !!'
And it had the two exclamation points so you know Switch Flops are awesome.
You also know that they've arrived and that's something to be double-y excited about.
Afterall...SWITCH FLOPS HAVE ARRIVED!!
So why do I say don't google?
Well chances are, other than the Lovely (and Curvaceous) Sparkle Plenty none of us probably know what Switch Flops are and why it's so wonderful that they've arrived.
I still haven't googled. I don't plan to.
Again, why?
Because I want Switch Flops to always be something exciting and wonderful and delicious.
Or something.
If I google, Switch Flops will be some kind of new concrete or roofing material. Or lima beanean cousin.
Possibly a new sewing stitch. Or vitamin supplement.
I want Switch Flops to forever be worth the two exclamation points!!
I want The Hoag to get scammed buying said Switch Flops.
I want to invest in Switch Flops and make a killing.
I want to show Wifey something magical using my new Switch Flops. Or Switch Flop singular.
I want World Peace using a single Switch Flop and some duct tape.
Switch Flops are the answer. You know it. I know it.
They've ARRIVED!!
Switch Flops.
If you're weak like the Lovely (and Curvaceous) Cake...go ahead, google.
Just keep it to yourself.
I wanna dream.
I wanna live.
I wanna Switch Flop and fly!
I didn't Google!!
ReplyDeleteI want Switch Flops for my whole family, including the cats!!
I want orange and black ones for Halloween and fancy schmancy ones with glitter for the holidays!!
Hooray for Switch Flops!!
Squeeeee!!
I already have Switch Flops and I enjoy them every day.
ReplyDeleteSometimes twice. *wink, wink*
*opens Google*
ReplyDelete*hesitates*
*closes Google*
I CAN BE STRONG DAMMIT!
Happiness is a Warm Switch Flop
ReplyDeleteWhy Don't we Switch Flop in the Road
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Switch Flop
Switch and Flop
Lady Switchfloppa
Strawberry Switch Flops Forever!!
ReplyDeleteSwitch Flop on the Hill?
ReplyDeleteOh, lordy. This made me laugh big-time. "Lima Beanean Cousin." Bada BING!
ReplyDeleteI did NOT know what Switch Flops were, but now I do.
Yes: I googled. I googled and I don't care who knows it! MWAH ha ha.* But, there's too much magic and hope in the air for me to say what Switch Flops are.
*Dang. I used the evil laugh at the wrong time again, didn't I? (Review: No evil laugh when taking out garbage or making a lame blog comment. Reserve evil laugh for world conquering.)
Dear Sparkle,
ReplyDeleteWas I at least correct in THINKING that you of all people would know?
I love Switch Flops! With fries on the side. Mmmmm.
ReplyDeleteDear IANO,
ReplyDeleteNope. I think my money would have been on the Lovely (and Curvaceous) Ace Reporter Lois Lane--she's on top of late-breaking news of all kinds, so it doesn't surprise me that she is the one who knew. If Switch Flops were from the 1930s/40s/50s, then I might be The Knower. Instead, I am The Furtive Googler.
I didn't google - I did something worse ..... I went on their website. Wow, I'm so happy that Switch Flops have arrived and you will be too
ReplyDeleteDear Britty,
ReplyDeleteIs Wifey gonna want Switch Flops?
How much is this gonna cost me?
Will the Womenn's Beach Volleyball gals want Switch Flops?
How much will THAT cost me?
Hulk SMASH Flop Switch!
ReplyDeleteHe part of X-Force, right?
I wonder how switch flops will look with crocs and capris??
ReplyDeleteI look sexy in switch flops.
ReplyDeleteIANO: Ya know, I hate to say it but I don't think you're going to like Switch Flops--don't get me wrong, they're nifty and all, but you tend to have specific opinions about stuff and junk.
ReplyDeleteSparkle:
ReplyDeleteWill they go with his bow tie?
Sparkle: Nope, I didn't know what they were.
ReplyDeleteI'm weak. I broke down and Googled. And I went to their Web site.
Ya don't think IANO will like the Switch Flops? I dunno. I think they'd be swell for Buddy Nite.
And they definitely go great with gin!
ReplyDelete-- Lamont "Yeah, I Googled, Too" Cranston
I told you Bitches NOT to google!!
ReplyDeleteAnd what did you all do...?
Huh?
You googled is what you did.
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Sidebar to Lois:
That thing that didn't come in this week will be in next week.
I didn't google.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm the only one you singled out as the certain googler.
What did we learn today, hmmmm?
I think this is going to cost you a whole lot - the women's volleyball team will definitely want lots of Switch Flops - Wifey, I'm not sure ..... she could go either way
ReplyDeleteI can only hope so.
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS THE BEST POST AND COMMENTS SECTION EVER! There's excitement...mystery...intrigue....Brits! Canadians! Switch Flops!
ReplyDeleteCake: Yah! You betcha! (And you are made of Canadian Steel to have resisted the siren call of The Google.)
Lois: I really figured you would have known! It's a tough call--my spidey sense sez he wouldn't like 'em. But then, my spidey sense might be lollygaggin'.
IANO: Did you just call Lamont a Bitch? You better borrow H's switchblade comb if you boys are going to rumble.
Sparkle:
ReplyDeleteMy Canadian Steel crumbled at about 3:00pm.
Shhh, don't tell IANO.
Sparkle:
ReplyDeleteIANO's comb.
My Switch Flops.
It's on!
-- Lamont "Oh Yes It Is, Baby" Cranston
I Googled. And I'm not telling.
ReplyDeleteI am very much laughing.
ReplyDeleteI can't even construct proper sentences.