- tunnels are scary - dogs with rabies are scary - clowns are scary - being lost in the woods alone is scary - being locked up by a rabid fan is scary - kinky sex gone wrong is scary - stores with freakish owners and needful things...or something...not so scary - dreamcatchers are scary
He taught me how to dump blood on the ugly broad at the prom.
ReplyDelete(his b-day was actually Sunday)
Some kindly nuns taught me how to read.
ReplyDeleteStephen King taught me how to actually enjoy reading.
He also taught me how to dispose of a corpse and kill vampires, both of which have come in handy.
Things What I Have Learned From King:
ReplyDelete- tunnels are scary
- dogs with rabies are scary
- clowns are scary
- being lost in the woods alone is scary
- being locked up by a rabid fan is scary
- kinky sex gone wrong is scary
- stores with freakish owners and needful things...or something...not so scary
- dreamcatchers are scary
And lots more I can remember right now...