Saturday, September 13, 2008

I might be Sarah Palin's OTHER retarded kid.



So last night I'm hooking up a new cable box/dvr thingy and when doing so I have to call the cable company to 'activate' the box.

And they need the serial number of said box.

The serial 'number' was all letters. Something like SAMFWPEVLR.

So I start reading off the serial 'number' to the gal on the phone (5'4", 110 pounds, c-cup, tight jeans, great smile)....anyhow...

So I start reading them off: "S-A-..."

GAL: "S as in Sam?"

ME: "Yes...S as in Sam, A as in Andrew, M as in Michael, F as in Frank, W as in William, P as in Peter, E as in Elephant,......"

:::this is where the downs syndrome set in:::

ME: "....V as in something that starts with the letter V, L as in something that starts with the letter L, and R as in something that starts with the letter R"


SO TO SUM UP:

Life Goes On (The dvr box doesn't)

14 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:18 PM EDT

    YEAH! What he said!

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  2. Such a marvelously fortuitous weekend post! Excellently varied laughter...really!

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  3. Said American male: females with perfectly excellent va...ntages, lemme rustle!!

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  4. Anonymous2:14 PM EDT

    So, anyways, my friend was Palinesque; entertainingly vacuous, lacking reason.

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  5. Anonymous2:17 PM EDT

    Sarah! Answer my fonecall...will promise enduring vitality! Love, Republican.

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  6. Anonymous2:19 PM EDT

    Sorry, a menacing flood will probably envelop various lowlying regions.

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  7. Anonymous2:25 PM EDT

    Sandwich: a meatslice, fromage with paste...exciting victuals. Latter refreshing!

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  8. Anonymous2:28 PM EDT

    Save a minute, forswear wearing pants...embrace very ladylike regalia!

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  9. Hey Idjit,

    It ain't the playing the word game game...it's the serial numbers on my DVR/Cable box thingy non-game.

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  10. Anonymous2:32 PM EDT

    Serial alphabet makes fun words...probably entertains very loser readers.

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  11. Anonymous2:36 PM EDT

    So amusing! My fragile widdle person enjoys very lowkey rabblerousing.

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  12. Awwww....we always knew you were special. Now, the cable company does too!

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  13. 1. Cake's drugs obviously haven't worn off yet.

    1. Your description of the cable CSR was obviously influenced by her voice. In reality, she resembles me, only her beard isn't quite as full.

    1. The "R" should have been easy... REEEEEE-tard!

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  14. Anonymous11:00 AM EDT

    So, anyways, my friend was Obamaesque; entertainingly inspirational, lacking any substance.

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