I'm watching the news this morning and they're talking about some lady that got burned...the reporter (snicker) reports (snicker) that the woman got burned on MORE THAN 83% of her body.
Now that's a pretty precise measurement. 83%. Correct?
But then they go and add the MORE THAN.
More than 83%.
Why didn't they just give the actual percentage of her charred body?
Would 84% freak people out?
And how does one go about measuring burnt flesh anyhow?
Is it math?
SO TO SUM UP:
More than 83% of reporters are idiots.
More than 83% of us wish they got burnt up.
On at least 99% of their bodies. Possibly more.
To sum up:
ReplyDeleteToday this blog smells like burnt flesh. Ewwwwwww....
Buttered and meat flavored burnt flesh.
ReplyDeleteSome reporter you are!
Glark.
ReplyDeleteWas this woman by any chance holding bacon while she was burning?
ReplyDeleteOMG! It's Bacon Ace!
ReplyDeleteI think someone should market butter and burnt meat flavoured popcorn.
ReplyDeleteI'm more than 83% sure that 94% of the people would like it.
IANO: Gimme a break. We can't all be genius nerd shoppe owners like you.
ReplyDeleteBACON ACE?!
ReplyDelete::faints dead away::
Well as I live and breathe I'm uh...living and breathing I suppose. Hey everyone. Who knows, maybe I'll actually post a blog of my own someday.
ReplyDeleteNo way. Ain't gonna happen. Double dog dare you to write a new post.
ReplyDeleteTRIPLE DOG DARE!
ReplyDeleteDEVIL DOG DARE!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm burning,
ReplyDeleteI'm burning,
I'm burning
for you.