US economy on the verge of collapse!

I submit to you, MY PLAN:


MY PLAN (Mein Planz)

6:30 pm--Shutter down business.

6:34 pm--Fuel stop. (check wiper blades)

6:40 pm--Travel west on Massachusetts Turnpike for approx. 19.4 miles.

6:40-7:04 pm--Wave to pretty girls on Massachusetts Turnpike, point to their tires as if they are low on air.

7:05-7:15pm--head north.

7:16pm--Contact Herr Hoag,give ten minute until arrival call.

7:26pm--Magazine swap,choose restaurant.

7:28pm--Make fun of Herr Hoag's shirt...possibly shoes.

7:36pm--Meet with Blonde at the 44 rendevous point.

7:38pm--Scrap resturant plans...go where Blonde decides.

7:40-11:00pm--Have steaks,pasta, salads, beer, wine, dessert,cigars, fix ecoonmic mess.

11:15-11:30pm (approx.) Arrive home, quietly come into house, trip over pile of urine soaked shoes.

11:31pm--Run comb through hair one hundred times, brush teeth, go to bed.