Every week the NFL gives out the injury reports. It helps coaches prepare for the game.
And gamblers.
But they kept this under warps (so to speak) for most of the week:
http://deadspin.com/5061761/kellen-winslows-out-withswollen-testicles
And just for the record...I won't be playing any football this week either.
My tentacles are swollen!
ReplyDeleteI've been there, Buddy!
ReplyDeleteYou're such a pantywaist.
ReplyDeleteMy testacles are swollen more than his.
ReplyDeleteI ain't no enourmous balls.
ReplyDeleteI'm all puffy.
ReplyDeleteI think it's cool that warps are involved.
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