Friday, October 24, 2008

Smell my hand.

ME: "Smell my hand."

HOAG: "I'm not smelling your hand."

ME: "Just smell my hand...I just washed it."

HOAG: "I'm not smelling your hand."

ME: "It smells awesome."

HOAG: "I will never smell your hand."

ME: "It's the soap....it smells awesome. SMELL IT!"

HOAG: "What kind of soap? I'll smell that. I will never smell you."

ME: "I forget the name of the soap...just smell my frickin' hand."

HOAG: "There is no chance that I will ever smell your hand."

ME: "SMELL IT!!"

HOAG: "I. AM. NOT. GOING. TO. SMELL. YOUR. HAND."

ME: "Your loss...it smells good."

7 comments:

  1. You're right, that smells fantastic!

    (Someone call the men in the white coats...he's finally gone over the edge.)

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  2. Anonymous1:37 PM EDT

    - I Want to Smell Your Hand
    - Smell Smell Me Do
    - Twist and Smell
    - Eleanor Sniffby
    - Sniff My Car
    - Savoy Sniffle

    This is almost too easy...

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  3. IANO,
    Listen to the Hoag.

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  4. What he didn't say is that last week, Hoag wanted him to smell his hair.

    They're so weird.

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  5. IANO,
    Listen to the Hoag.

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  6. Anonymous4:41 PM EDT

    Yeah! Smell my hair!!!

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  7. Anonymous10:43 PM EDT

    Smell my hand??? Baise mon cul!

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