ME: "Hi, Chinese Guy, sorry I'm late!"
CHINESE GUY: "Hi."
ME: "How long were you waiting?"
CHINESE GUY: "Ten a minute."
ME: "How long can you stay and chat?"
CHINESE GUY: "Ten a minute."
ME: "Okay then we'll get right to it...Who is your favorite character from the Wizard of Oz?"
CHINESE GUY: "The Tin a Men."
ME: "No offense, but your breath kinda stinks...would you like a Certs?"
CHINESE GUY: "Ten a Mints!"
ME: "Back many years ago there was lots of trouble in your country with students protesting something...where was that again?"
CHINESE GUY: "Tiananmen."
ME: "Favorite Kevin Costner film?"
CHINESE GUY: "Tin a Cup"
ME: "This bit isn't working, is it?
CHINESE GUY: "Nope."
ME: "When were you aware it wasn't working?"
CHINESE GUY: "Ten a minutes ago."
ME: "Favorite animal actor?"
CHINESE GUY: "Rin a Tin a Tin"
ME: "Still not working, is it?"
CHINESE GUY: "Nope."
IANO's gone roony...I mean, loony.
ReplyDeleteRight, Rake! Re really ris roony!
ReplyDeleteI feel like Scooby Doo.
This post also rakes...I mean, makes...me want to rorder...I mean, order...Chinese rood. Mmm, rice rice...I mean, nice rice.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting confused.
I rike Chinese!
ReplyDeleteThe whole joke was about 'ten a minutes' not the 'substitute R or L Chinese racist gag'
ReplyDeleteTen a minute.
Really? Roh, rorry!
ReplyDeleteBoy, I feel sirry now, don't you Rois?
ReplyDeleteI don't get the "ten a minute" thing...solly.
ReplyDeleteYou see, when you call a chinese restaurant for takeout what do they always say?
ReplyDelete"Ten a minute."
And I thought it would be funny if everything Chinese Guy said sounded like "Ten a Minute"
Oh forget it...the joke sucked and I'm sorry for even living.
My mission is complete!!
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