What you are about to read is true. It was on WBZ radio this morning.
Yesterday this pregnant woman was all set to go down to vote when all of a sudden she went into labor.
But voting was important to her.
She got herself down to the polling place and the nice folks in line let her get to the front so she could vote and then get to the hospital.
Which she did.
She delivered a baby girl.
Did I mention she was a Republican?
She named that beautiful little girl....Reagan.
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Well, another black family moving into Government Housing.
ReplyDeleteReagan. After Ronnie, or the possessed chick in "The Exorcist?"
ReplyDeleteBlech
ReplyDeleteIANO's a girl, pass it on.
ReplyDelete1) Whenever I read something that says, "What you are about to read is true," I am highly suspicious.
ReplyDelete2) This is probably the perfect Paul Harvey story 'cept you left out the Good...Day.
3) If this is true, here's a dramatic recreation of the line "The nice folks in line let her get to the front..."
Guy in front of line: "JEEZ! She's gonna blow! Get her in there! She's gonna wreck my SHOES!"
We commented at the same time, so I call JINX, Cake! Please send me my maple/squash or maple/pumkpkin pie ASAP. Thank you.
ReplyDeletePumpkin would also be good.
ReplyDeleteDear Sparkle,
ReplyDeleteI could make up a better story than that.
I really heard that this morning.
I dare you to make up a story better than that.
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