Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Then I guess my Thanksgiving Dinner will be forced to sue Batman, Turkey


//////The city of Batman, in southeastern Turkey, is suing Warner Brothers and The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan over the use of the city’s name. The mayor of the city, Huseyin Kalkin, told the Hurriyet Daily News that the suit was suggested by foreign journalists as a way out of the city’s financial troubles.//////


Do I need to really even add anything to this story?
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83 comments:

  1. Cake12:11 PM EST

    I soooo want this to be the plot of next week's Boston Legal. I bet Denny Crane would take the case!

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  2. Sparkle Plenty12:16 PM EST

    Holy economic recovery, Batman (Turkey)!

    "Do I need to really even add anything to this story?"
    --Cranberry sauce!

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  3. Cake1:00 PM EST

    And gravy!

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  4. Anonymous2:31 PM EST

    ::starts singing the Batman national anthem::

    Nanananananananananananaa...BATMAN!

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  5. Anonymous2:39 PM EST

    What if the Beatles sang about Turkey?

    - All You Need is Stuffing
    - Happiness is a Warm Bird
    - Potatoes on the Thigh with Gravy
    - Twist and Wish

    What? Oh.

    Uhh...

    - Ottoman Wood

    Umm...

    Never mind.

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  6. Anonymous2:53 PM EST

    Everybody sing!

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  7. Anonymous3:29 PM EST

    I am going to sue Turkey and Batman.

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  8. Anonymous3:35 PM EST

    I'm going to sue the person who started using my name in lawsuits.

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  9. Anonymous3:37 PM EST

    I'm gonna sue!

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  10. Anonymous3:38 PM EST

    Suzy? Suzy Creamcheese??

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  11. Anonymous3:40 PM EST

    I'm suing all the galleries everywhere!

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  12. Anonymous3:41 PM EST

    I'm suing companies that use my name to make you pay for stuff!!!

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  13. Anonymous3:41 PM EST

    I'm suing Frank Zappa's Batcreamcheese!

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    I'm zooing too!

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    I'm booing!

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    I'm cluin'...in, that is. Cluin' in.

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  25. Anonymous3:54 PM EST

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    Go sit with the tard.

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    I'm Yule'ing.

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  52. Anonymous4:38 PM EST

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    (How'd that one get missed?)

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    You know...blewing tea?

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