Another episode of: WHAT WIFEY IS SAYING / WHAT I AM THINKING

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WIFEY: "We should get one of those refrigerators with the freezer on the bottom."

ME: "That sucks that YAZ popped up for the final out in the '78 playoff game."

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WIFEY: "We should get new furniture for the living room."

ME: "That catch by Brunansky was a amazing...still my favorite Red Sox moment."

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WIFEY: "I hate chocolate."

ME: "What kinda idiot hates chocolate?"
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WIFEY: "Do I look fat in these jeans?"

ME: "How the hell did that guy catch that football against his helmet like that?"

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WIFEY: "I want that new such and such cellphone."

ME: "Gravy."

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WIFEY: "Stand up straight...you're always slouching."

ME: "Someday, when the time is right, I must tell WIFEY about my back cancer."

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WIFEY: "What should we get the kids for Christmas?"

ME: "I love when people come into my store and give me freshly baked cookies that they made with their kids. It's really quite special even though I really just give the cookies to the homeless."

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WIFEY: "Do I look fat in this new outfit?"

ME: "Man...Wifey always looks good."

ME: "Gravy"