Christmas conversations at my shop and at home.

DOLT: "Do you have gift certificates?"

ME: "Yup...how much would you like one for?"

DOLT: "Do you have them for other stores?"

ME: "Why would I sell other stores gift certificates?"

DOLT: "It's Christmas."

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DOLT: "Do you have anything for sale?"

ME: "Everything is for sale."

DOLT: "How much?"
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DOLT: "Do you have the DUMMIES books?"

ME: "Any particular one?"

DOLT: "Any on knitting?"

ME: "Nope...but I might have a 2009 knitting calendar they might enjoy."

DOLT: "Really?"

ME: "Nope. That was a joke."

DOLT: "Oh."

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GUY ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE: "Come on over for Christmas Eve!"

WIFEY: "Okay...first we have to go over to Mike's house...we'll be over afterwards."

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CHRISTMAS EVE:...."Hi...were just down the street....is it okay to come over now?"

GUY ACROSS THE STREET: "No...we're tired."

ME to WIFEY: "So we left a fun party NOT to go across the street?"

WIFEY: "Yes."

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DOLT: "Do youz hab any vibraiding stigs?

ME: "Vibraiding stigs?"

DOLT: "Yes!"

ME: "No."

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GAL: "Would you like to buy these DVDs?"

ME: "No....but I'll buy your violin."

GAL: "Really...cool!"

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