Monday, January 05, 2009

Only 15 more days until George Bush is no longer the worst President EVER!



So Obama ain't even in office yet and already he has:

1. Picked freakin' Hillary for his Secretary of State.

2. Picked Richardson for his Commerce Secretary and he's now tied up in scandal (Surprise!)and bowed out.

3. And then the other day he stated he was going to 'create 3 million new jobs....80% of them in the private sector'

Now look at #3.

On the surface that sounds good.

WRONG!!!

80% of 3 million is 2,400,000 new jobs in the private sector....which leaves 600,000 NEW GOVERNMENT JOBS!!!!

What is this assclown thinking???

600,000 new government jobs?

Doing what?

Telling me what to do?

Taking my money?

600,000 new government jobs is a BAD BAD Leroy Brown kinda thing.
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8 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:07 AM EST

    Look on the bright side, it could be worse...it could be 2,400,000 government jobs!

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  2. Lois Lane11:29 AM EST

    You didn't read the rest of the story.

    376,523 of the new jobs will be in the monarchy of Atlantis (clam farming is booming!). And then he's randomly shipping 223,477 people off to Canada, so there will be no need to get them jobs.

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  3. Sparkle Plenty11:37 AM EST

    See? No need to get your knickers in a twist and your bunions in a bind. As always, Lois has the real scoop.

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  4. Cake11:45 AM EST

    OH NO YOU DON'T, LOIS!

    Keep your damn clams, we have enough already!

    What?

    Oh, I'm getting confused....sorry about that. Jelly baby?

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  5. Lois Lane11:57 AM EST

    Jelly baby? Jelly baby! What? What? WHAT????

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  6. Cake12:06 PM EST

    WHAT? WHAT??? WHAT??!!

    (I love inside-joke-geek-humour...can't you just see IANO rolling his eyes*?)

    (*BLOGGER CROSSOVER!)

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  7. Lois Lane12:14 PM EST

    Tut, tut.

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  8. Anonymous12:17 PM EST

    Anyone know if Obama is on Classmates?

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