Friday, February 27, 2009

Fat Marlboro



How many times in your life have you wanted to do something but then for some reason you didn't do it?

Fat Marlboro.

Last night we're getting dinner.

The wait staff brings out mine. Then Hoag's.

Hoag had a big old pork chop.

And he looked at me.

HOAG: "I'm gonna pick up this pork chop and play it like a banjo."

But he didn't.

Fat Marlboro.
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6 comments:

  1. Cake10:55 AM EST

    So to sum up:

    Hoag's a sissy?

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  2. Anonymous11:41 AM EST

    Hoagy's a ham?

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  3. Anonymous11:42 AM EST

    o h great...now I'm in the mood for a ham and cheese hoagy

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  4. I Ain't No Oprah11:46 AM EST

    Gay.

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  5. Lois Lane12:10 PM EST

    Lucy in the Sky With Pork Chops

    All You Need is Ham

    Eleanor Pigby

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  6. Anonymous1:09 PM EST

    Saul, dear, don't you have a blog to be writing?

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