Obama's speech to Congress

Let me start off by saying that I like Obama. He's not evil like Hillary.

Let me also say that I don't agree with him.

Let me also say that he has more charisma in his pinky finger than I have in my ring finger and index finger combined.

Let me also start another sentence with the word let.

But I digress.

Let me explain what Obama said last night so folks will understand it:

Pretend you're a kid and you get $5.00 in allowance.

Maybe you but a comic book and some candy.

Or something.

But ObamaKid goes out and buys a Wii and a new Playstation and some comics and candy and a new TV and maybe a laptop computer.

And stuff.

But now he owes ObamaMom a whole bunch of money yet his allowance stays the same.

He can't pay back ObamaMom...now can he?

But what if he cuts out some spending next week?

Next week arrives and ObamaKid goes out and gets his comic book and candy and a new Blu-Ray player. Because kids, like democrats can't cut back spending.

And now he owes ObamaMom even more.

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Do you see the pattern?

Obama is promising a lot AND promises to cut taxes and the deficit.

The math doesn't work RETARDS!!! It just doesn't work.

So Obama promises to cut lots of programs that don't work, thus saving money.

Hey Douche!!....Why don't you FIRST cut the programs....save up THAT money and THEN do your new stuff??

Cuz that's they way responsible people do things.

But you, though filled with charisma, don't have a bloody clue.

Gorgeous smile.