Monday, February 16, 2009

Racist post #147



So the other night we're out to eat in the whitest town in America.

At the whitest restaurant in America.

Mostly because they have good food.

And then I spot a black guy sitting at the bar and decide to comment on it just because the guy seemed out of place.

Here is that conversation:

ME: "There is a black guy at the bar."

HOAG: "Well....someone has to do the dishes."

The Blonde: "You guys stop it right now!"

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So To Sum Up:

There was a black guy at the bar. In the whitest town in America. At the whitest restaurant. And Hoag got scolded.

12 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:56 AM EST

    Maybe he was the cook...could you taste black spit in your food?

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  2. Anonymous12:52 PM EST

    RACIST!

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  3. Anonymous1:42 PM EST

    - Old Black Shoe
    - Negrowegian Wood
    - Lucy Bein' Fly with the Diamonds
    - Ob-la-yo, Ob-la-yo
    - I Want to Hold Your Bling

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  4. Anonymous2:21 PM EST

    -Black In the USSR

    -Yo Dude

    -Be Letting It

    -Get Black

    -Here Comes The Cops

    -When I'm Sixty Fo

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  5. Anonymous3:41 PM EST

    -Hep!

    -The Ballad Of John and Yo Yo Yo

    -Ticket to Lowride

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  6. Anonymous3:53 PM EST

    - Twist and Rap
    - Back in the G-H-E-T-T-O
    - Lovely Negrita (no, wait...)
    - Ticket to Racial Profile

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  7. Anonymous3:57 PM EST

    Brown Sugar!

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  8. Anonymous5:06 PM EST

    Ax Me Why

    Lovely Tito

    Mean Mr. Malcolm X

    Can't Steal Me Love

    Sumptun'

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  9. Anonymous5:20 PM EST

    Ticket to Car Jack

    Eight Isaac Hayes a Week

    You're Going to Lose that Afro

    Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Porch Monkey

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  10. Anonymous4:46 PM EST

    I see the sheer genius of "Everybody's got something to hide except me and my porch monkey" intimidated everyone else out of commenting.

    I'm awesome!

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  11. Anonymous10:13 AM EST

    Wake up! It's "black hiftory monfh." Don't you be making racist comments.

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