Sure is a lot less traffic.
No waiting at restaurants.
Lines in the bank are short.
Twenty dollars is back to being called 'twenty large'
"Oh sorry, we can't afford it" Means I can just watch TV.
I get to go another year without visiting Cousin Saul (in paradise)
Homeless people are back to being called bums.
I can blame Obama.
I can say things like "Bush would have fixed this mess in two weeks."
I can finally get Wifey that Burlap Sack Dress she's been wanting (but not the Shoe Box Shoes)
I get to finally visit the mysterious 'Food Pantry' (with Michael)
Obama will give me 40 acres and a mule.
Or something.
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SO TO SUM UP:
The economy is fine.
HULK SMASH ECONOMY!!
ReplyDeleteOh, economy already smashed....
Finally me fit in with no shirt and ripped purple pants....
ReplyDeleteI tried on a burlap sack dress once but it made me look fat...way disappointing.
ReplyDeleteMe too.
ReplyDeleteIt's all my fault...sorry.
ReplyDeleteI'm worried I'm going to have to live on potatoes.
ReplyDeleteI'm frozen up like the Tinman 'cause I can't afford the oil anymore.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking I'll have to drop the 'z' 'cause I just can't afford it anymore.
ReplyDeleteI'm having to give up dinosaurs.
ReplyDeleteI'm cutting back on tassels.
ReplyDeleteAnd shoes in general.
ReplyDeleteThe Girls Navy is going to have to start wearing sack cloth uniforms, even if it does make us look portly.
ReplyDeleteI'm having to give up cake.
ReplyDeleteI've switched to fake bacon and luncheon meat.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...excuse me Carmalita...could you bring me another Mint Julip to the pool?
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