Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Craigslist Killer

Have you heard about this douche?

Well...it's all over the news.

Turns out he also has a free bureau if anybody wants it.

42 comments:

  1. Norwegian Wood (This bureau is free)

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  2. I heard he posted in the Missed Connections area, too:

    "Me, a crazy little man with a gun. You, the masseuse smart enough to skip our appointment."

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  3. Doctor Obvious1:49 PM EDT

    Happiness is a Warm Gun

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  4. I Want To Hold Your Severed Head

    All You Need Is Duct Tape, Lime, A Shovel, and a Good Blade.

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  5. More Beatles2:05 PM EDT

    Sexy Serial Killer?

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  6. Serial Beatles2:06 PM EDT

    When I'm 64 Murders Better than Jack the Ripper?

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  7. Eight Slays a Week

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  8. Bloody Beatles2:16 PM EDT

    Got to Get You Onto My Knife

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  9. Doctor Less Obvious2:18 PM EDT

    Dead Stripper?

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  10. cousin saul2:18 PM EDT

    Rocky Raccoon?

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  11. Bleedles2:20 PM EDT

    Shallow Submarine

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  12. More More Beatles2:24 PM EDT

    Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except me and my Bloody Monkey Wrench

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  13. Carjacked Beatles2:26 PM EDT

    Drive My Car (With Me In the Trunk)

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  14. Doctor Obvious Again2:28 PM EDT

    All You Need is Death

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  15. Eight-time serial killer2:34 PM EDT

    OctoCorpses Garden

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  16. The Continuing Story of Bludgeoning Broads

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  17. I'll Follow The Son of Sam
    The Long and Winding Road to Life with No Chance of Parole

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  18. Mr. Peeps3:47 PM EDT

    AxeMan

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  19. Albert DeSalvo3:50 PM EDT

    You Really Got A Choke Hold On Me

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  20. Doctor Really Reaching Now3:56 PM EDT

    Sgt Sniper's Bloody Hearts Clubbed Band?

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  21. Jack the Rippah3:57 PM EDT

    Lovely Rippah

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  22. The Victim4:01 PM EDT

    Leave My Kitchen Knife Alone

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  23. Tv Watcher4:20 PM EDT

    Back on the C.S.I.?

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  24. Misch....HELL!

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  25. One Syllable Dan4:50 PM EDT

    Slay Nude.

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  26. J. Dahmer5:34 PM EDT

    To Gnaw Her Is To Love Her

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  27. This could be better Beatles5:35 PM EDT

    Lucy in the Lye with Deadness

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  28. Anonymous5:36 PM EDT

    Sweet Gorge Ya Brown

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  29. I'm runnin' out of ideas5:38 PM EDT

    The Ballad of John Wayne Gacy and Yoko

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  30. Impartial Observer5:46 PM EDT

    I think "Eight Slays a Week" is the best.

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  31. An equally impartial observer5:47 PM EDT

    Definitely.

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  32. Pop Tater5:48 PM EDT

    Yesterdie

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  33. Lady Madahmer

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  34. Tater Tots5:52 PM EDT

    Now I'm hungry!!!

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  35. I Wanna Be Your Manson

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  36. We're really going to let Manson have the last word?? REALLY?

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  37. I can't believe we missed this one1:44 PM EDT

    Maxwell's Silver Hammer

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  38. Frequent Flyer1:44 PM EDT

    Murder's Mystery Tour

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  39. This is better1:50 PM EDT

    Maxwell's Silver Ballpeen Hammer

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  40. This one's even better1:58 PM EDT

    Maxwell's Bloody Hammer

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