Thursday, April 02, 2009

OH MY GOD!!!! SHE TOUCHED THE QUEEN!!!!

>>>(April 2) -- Media outlets covering Barack Obama's first major trip abroad since becoming president are abuzz with a big question: Did first lady Michelle Obama breach protocol by putting her arm around Britain's Queen Elizabeth?<<<<<<<

OH.

MY.

GOD!

She touched The Queen.

Oh my god!

Michelle Obama touched The Queen!

Touched The Queen!

OH MY GOD!

OH MY GOD!

SHE TOUCHED THE QUEEN!!



THE QUEEN WAS TOUCHED!!

The First Lady of The United States actually touched THE QUEEN!!

The Queen was touched! Touched! Michelle Obama actually TOUCHED the Queen!

The horror. The Horror! Queen touched!

World shocked at lack of protocol. QUEEN TOUCHED!

Michelle Obama touches THE QUEEN!

FIRST LADY TOUCHES THE QUEEN!

Queen touched!

OH. MY. GOD.

HAND TOUCHES QUEENS BACK!

The Wife of The President of The United States touches The QUEEN!

Queen Touched.

17 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:00 PM EDT

    4.2.09
    What's your point ?
    Why don't you reveal your entire face ?
    Are you anti-woman on top of being a racist?
    Please clarify... I really want to know.

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  2. I Wanna Touch Your Back

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  3. Anonymous5:04 PM EDT

    It's called satire.

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  4. The Royal Therapist5:06 PM EDT

    Okay, Your Majesty, show us where on this doll Michelle touched you...it'll all be okay.

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  5. Captain Diddles5:08 PM EDT

    I'm touching myself.

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  6. Michelle5:11 PM EDT

    I thought she was cute...for an ole bird.

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  7. da Queen5:14 PM EDT

    YOU TOUCHED ME!!

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  8. Queen Latifah5:20 PM EDT

    I wish she'd touch me!

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  9. - Fat-Bottomed First Ladies
    - Michelle is the Champion
    - She Wants to Break Free (of Convention)

    Oh bugger it, this is too hard...

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  10. I just read that the queen made the first move! I wonder if she did that classic watching-the-movie thing where you yawn and slowly snake your arm around the other person? That'd be kinda cool.

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  11. Rodney King5:41 PM EDT

    Can't you all just get along and touch me?

    I Ain't No Queen...I'm a King.

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  12. Billie Jean5:42 PM EDT

    Me three!

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  13. Barney Frank5:43 PM EDT

    I'm a Queen.

    A hideous, fat, ugly Queen.

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  14. Captain Swishy-dresser6:04 PM EDT

    Michelle was also wearing J.Crew at the time. She's so "fashionable." (if by fashionable, you mean hideously ugly)

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  15. Noone knows Queens like I do. Advice: touch their backs, but don't go any further.

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  16. Anonymous11:19 AM EDT

    You might be the first lady but I Am The Queen and I outrank you.

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