Tuesday, May 05, 2009

The Jon Stewart Show


I'm going to share a bit from last nights Daily Show because you didn't watch it.

They were discussing Judge Souter and I guess the Judge stated that he had a GREAT job but in a crappy city.

At that point Jon Stewart wondered what would be a crappy job but in a great city...they came up with:

A Eunuch in Fuck Town.

I'm guessing you can come up with something better.

A prize is not involved.

22 comments:

  1. A priest11:54 AM EDT

    Being a child in Pedovillia seems like a pretty bad deal.

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  2. not hannity12:01 PM EDT

    Republican in Abortionburg!

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  3. Jew in Tehran.

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  4. Hey! No prize, no play! Aw, what the heck. This is actually tricky.

    Mary Kay Rep in Amishville?
    Rehab Counselor in Happydrunkburg?
    Abstinence Educator in Intercourse, PA? (Too close to original, trying too hard...)

    Voosh! I give up!

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  5. goomba guinea12:28 PM EDT

    Yankees fan in Boston.

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  6. re: RIP. Nooooooooo! Waah.

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  7. Stem cell lad12:59 PM EDT

    Breast Cancer Surgeon in Titsburgh

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  8. Steak chef in Veganville?

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  9. I'm hungry1:23 PM EDT

    Vegan cook in any town ending in "burg"?

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  10. Sushi Chef in Frytown?

    Heck. I think I wanna move to Frytown. I believe I'm having a Homer Simpson moment...all those french fry trees...

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  11. I have a cold1:44 PM EDT

    Dust Bunny in Oreckville

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  12. Will Eisner1:45 PM EDT

    Owner of a tiny store jammed with comic books?

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  13. IANO has swine flu!1:48 PM EDT

    Pig-farmer in Mexico?

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  14. Cobra in Mongoose City

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  15. Anonymous2:08 PM EDT

    Bob Newhart in Funky Town

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  16. The Church Lady2:21 PM EDT

    Heathen in the Vatican

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  17. Too soon?2:22 PM EDT

    Dom Deluise amongst the living.

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  18. BRILLIANT BANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT BANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IANO w/a picture banner is kinda like when silent movies got sound. Or somethin'.

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  19. Dearest Sparkle:

    The punctuation police have asked me to issue you with a citation regarding your excessive exclamation point usage.

    Thank you,

    Cake

    p.s.
    AWESOME BANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    p.p.s.
    Crap...it's contagious.

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  20. Darling Cakie:

    ?????????????????????
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ...
    ( .)

    Love,
    Sparkle

    P.S. It IS contagious!!! Punctuate into your elbow!!!

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  21. Darling Sparkle:

    It's a Punctuation Pandemic!!!!!!!! Seek help!??!?!??

    Love....!

    {Comma...I mean, Cake!}

    p.s.
    I punctuated into my elbow and now it's all damp and exclamatory!

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  22. Confused bystander3:55 PM EDT

    Sea kelp? What about sea kelp?

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