I'm going to share a bit from last nights Daily Show because you didn't watch it.
They were discussing Judge Souter and I guess the Judge stated that he had a GREAT job but in a crappy city.
At that point Jon Stewart wondered what would be a crappy job but in a great city...they came up with:
A Eunuch in Fuck Town.
I'm guessing you can come up with something better.
A prize is not involved.
Being a child in Pedovillia seems like a pretty bad deal.
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ReplyDeleteHey! No prize, no play! Aw, what the heck. This is actually tricky.
ReplyDeleteMary Kay Rep in Amishville?
Rehab Counselor in Happydrunkburg?
Abstinence Educator in Intercourse, PA? (Too close to original, trying too hard...)
Voosh! I give up!
Yankees fan in Boston.
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ReplyDeleteHeck. I think I wanna move to Frytown. I believe I'm having a Homer Simpson moment...all those french fry trees...
Dust Bunny in Oreckville
ReplyDeleteOwner of a tiny store jammed with comic books?
ReplyDeletePig-farmer in Mexico?
ReplyDeleteCobra in Mongoose City
ReplyDeleteBob Newhart in Funky Town
ReplyDeleteHeathen in the Vatican
ReplyDeleteDom Deluise amongst the living.
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IANO w/a picture banner is kinda like when silent movies got sound. Or somethin'.
Dearest Sparkle:
ReplyDeleteThe punctuation police have asked me to issue you with a citation regarding your excessive exclamation point usage.
Thank you,
Cake
p.s.
AWESOME BANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.p.s.
Crap...it's contagious.
Darling Cakie:
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Love,
Sparkle
P.S. It IS contagious!!! Punctuate into your elbow!!!
Darling Sparkle:
ReplyDeleteIt's a Punctuation Pandemic!!!!!!!! Seek help!??!?!??
Love....!
{Comma...I mean, Cake!}
p.s.
I punctuated into my elbow and now it's all damp and exclamatory!
Sea kelp? What about sea kelp?
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