Friday, June 26, 2009

Eulogy for a Pedophile



Helping me tuck in my shirt tails...gentle. Caring.

Sleepovers. Helping with my jammies. OOPS!

TICKLE FIGHT!

"Let's wrestle!"

What boy wouldn't want to?

"Truck truck to Boston, truck truck to Lynn...better be careful or ya might fall IN!"

"Swordfights" in the shower.

Playing see how it grows...see how it grows...see how it grows.

"$100 bill...don't tell Mummy!"

Special friends keep special secrets.

Shhhhh...

Pillow fight, tickle fight, catch me if you can...

10 comments:

  1. Just sayin'4:34 PM EDT

    IANO seems to know a lot about this stuff...

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  2. I didn't go to the Neverland Ranch to see the monkey...

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  3. I thought a "pedophile" was someone who really likes bicycles a lot...

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  4. Michael Jackson LOVED bikes.

    Though not old ones...

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  5. "I didn't go to the Neverland Ranch to see the monkey..."

    Noooo...you went to Neverland to see "the monkey." ::wink wink::

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  6. "Sometimes a monkey is just a monkey."

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  7. Touch my monkey! TOUCH MY MONKEY!

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  8. Hey! Lewd!

    Get Back (you freak)

    I Want To Hold Your...ummm....Hand.

    He Came In Through The Bedroom Window.

    Michael's Silver "Hammer"

    Can Buy Me Love

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  9. The Ghost of Michael Past6:25 PM EDT

    Just Beat It

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  10. More Beatles:

    Back in the B-U-T-T

    What You're Doing (Hurts!)

    Act Unnaturally

    Happiness Is a Warm [CENSORED]

    Everybody's Got Somewhere to Hide, Especially My Monkey

    Come Together (no change necessary)

    Boys (no change necessary)

    You've Got to Hide Your Love Away (no change necessary)

    Not a Second Time (I'm Still Sore)

    I'll Fondle Your Son

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