TIMELINE:
Yesterday. 7:59 pm
All man.
8:00 pm---all man.
8:01 pm---all man.
8:02 pm---turtlin' up.
8:33 pm---make-up being applied.
8:49 pm---dress being fitted.
9:03pm---nails being polished and buffed (do broads have nails buffed?)
9:11pm---hair being highlighted...looking through Talbots catalog.
9:14 pm---noticing curtains and my muffin tops.
9:25 pm---actually rationalizing wearing this cute pair of capris!
9:27 pm---feeling my breasts for possible lumps. Or something.
9:45pm-tapping my toes...smiling....
9:46 pm---credits start to roll.
9:51pm....Wifey goes up to bed.
10:00pm...click to the History Channel...seek out Nazis.
10:02pm---manhood comes back to life.
10:04pm---vagina is gone.
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SO TO SUM UP:
I watched MAMMA MIA last night.
And liked it.
That my friends is MY Waterloo.
If the manhood is back, how do you explain those little diamond earrings you're still wearing?
ReplyDeleteAnd the heels?
IANO's an action transvestite!
ReplyDeleteNo, wait. He stands behind a store counter all day.
IANO's a retail transvestite!
I'm so embarrassed for you. Tonight I'll watch The Dark Knight and think of you and send some mental-machismo your way.
ReplyDelete(do you want to borrow Joe's copy of Miss Congeniality?)
"Tonight I'll watch The Dark Knight and think of you and send some mental-machismo your way."
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna take more than that to ungirlify him...better fix something with some tools, drink a beer, and grunt a little, too.
IANO is a dancing queen, pass it on.
ReplyDelete"cute capris"
ReplyDeleteNo, I think THAT'S your Waterloo.
I see what you did...wuss.
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