Do you follow the Red Sox?
Do you know this guy?
This is Kevin Youkilis...he plays first base, thrid base, and sometimes left field.
He's real good.
He's also a sweaty ugly asshole.
But but but..."He's on our team!"
So what.
He's a sweaty ugly asshole and if he played for any other team you'd hate his guts.
Because he's a sweaty ugly asshole.
But but but...He hustles and plays great defense! He hits for power and average and in the clutch.
Doesn't matter.
He's a sweaty ugly asshole.
But he's our sweaty ugly asshole.
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Wifey and her friends call him: '70's Vagina'
I call him sweaty ugly asshole.
What do you call him?
Bob.
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