WAITRESS: "You're always dressed so sharp...always looking good."
HOAGY: "Thank you."
ME: "HEY!! What about me??"
WAITRESS ::up and downs me...looks at faded jeans, tattered lucky fishing shirt::
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HOAGY: "Is the Blonde joining us tonight?"
ME: "Nope."
HOAGY: "How come?"
ME: "She hates you."
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TEXT MESSAGE FROM WIFEY COMES IN:
ME: "Well, Wifey ain't joining us either."
HOAGY: "How come?"
ME: "She hates you."
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GUY COMES TO TABLE: "Do you have a weed connection?"
ME: "Of course I have a weed connection."
GUY: "Call me."
ME: "Yeah...I'll do that."
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WEED GUYS GAL: "I'm taking some of your fries."
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NOT SO BRIGHT WAITRESS UPON SPOTTING OUR TED KENNEDY 'MEMORIAL' WE SET UP AT TABLE: "Ted died?"
US: "Yup...a few days ago."
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HOAGY: "See that guy over there? Everywhere I go he's there. If I see him again I'm gonna kill him."
ME: "Maybe he just wants to eat."
HOAGY: "Oh."
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HOSTESS AS WE LEAVE: "Are you boys going out puffin'?
ME: "He might be...I'm gonna have a cigar."
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SO TO SUM UP:
Blondie can pick the place next week if she wants.
Some people see taxes and ask "Why?" I see things that have never been taxed and ask "Why not?"
ReplyDelete- Sen. Edward M. Kennedy
Fries sounds like flies and that's what Superman does.
ReplyDeleteI love when you blog about Gay Wine night!
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If a Cake comments on old blog entries and nobody's around to see her, does she make a sound?