Fill in the blanks (not really)

So I was driving down the ____ when all of a sudden I see a __________ on the back _____.

Clearly the guy was a ________ or just a ______!

So I flip him the _____ and drive off listening to ______ as I do so.

All of a sudden in my rear________ I can see _____ and his _____.

Thankfully the rest stop is just _____ so I pull_____grab some hash______s and speed off never to see the ______bag again.

Did I mention what his ______plate read?

Typical ______ocrat.

Or _______.

______You.

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SO TO ____ UP:

I ___ nothing.