It's a simple plan.
Most of our clothes are made overseas, correct?
So lets change up sizing.
Huh?
We'll send design changes to the factories in Taiwan and China and Pakistan etc.
For example:
A man's dress shirt that would normally be an extra-large...now label it small. They will think we're HUGE!
A normally XXL shirt?? Label it medium. They will tremble.
Etc.
These dumb ass countries will think Americans are GIANTS and POWERFUL and they will leave us alone. ("Amelicans berry big, berry strong")
Clever, huh?
Excuse me while I wash in my own genius.
PS:
We'll also change female dress sizes to a minimum of 40. Keep the bastards from wanting our women.
God Bless America.
"Amelicans berry big, berry strong"
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Missa McGloo...Missa McGloo!
ReplyDeleteCarring Dick Tlacy...Dick Tlacy...come in!
ReplyDelete"Foolish Amelican can not fool number one son."
ReplyDeleteI'm having Chinese food takeout for supper tonight.
ReplyDeleteReally.
Yum yum, berry dericious.
when he mentioned size 40 women.
ReplyDeleteMaxwell's Extra Large Silver Hammer
ReplyDeleteFixing a Medium Sized Hole
I Am The Small Walrus
When I'm A Size Sixty Four
He meant meeeeeeeeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteThat'll never work -- we know you Americans are fat and sluggish. We're invading a little at a time just by buying up your land and companies. snickels
ReplyDeleteEight Sizes Bigger a Week?
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