Wednesday, October 28, 2009

I think I just came up with a way to keep America safe from ever being attacked.

It's a simple plan.

Most of our clothes are made overseas, correct?

So lets change up sizing.

Huh?

We'll send design changes to the factories in Taiwan and China and Pakistan etc.

For example:

A man's dress shirt that would normally be an extra-large...now label it small. They will think we're HUGE!

A normally XXL shirt?? Label it medium. They will tremble.

Etc.


These dumb ass countries will think Americans are GIANTS and POWERFUL and they will leave us alone. ("Amelicans berry big, berry strong")

Clever, huh?

Excuse me while I wash in my own genius.

PS:

We'll also change female dress sizes to a minimum of 40. Keep the bastards from wanting our women.

God Bless America.

10 comments:

  1. "Amelicans berry big, berry strong"
    eh?

    snort

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  2. Missa McGloo...Missa McGloo!

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  3. Joe Ju Sitsu1:45 PM EDT

    Carring Dick Tlacy...Dick Tlacy...come in!

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  4. Charlie Chan1:46 PM EDT

    "Foolish Amelican can not fool number one son."

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  5. I'm having Chinese food takeout for supper tonight.

    Really.

    Yum yum, berry dericious.

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  6. he didn't mean CAKE3:09 PM EDT

    when he mentioned size 40 women.

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  7. the Beatles3:22 PM EDT

    Maxwell's Extra Large Silver Hammer

    Fixing a Medium Sized Hole

    I Am The Small Walrus

    When I'm A Size Sixty Four

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  8. Heavy Helen3:25 PM EDT

    He meant meeeeeeeeeeeee!

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  9. Big Yong Dong3:28 PM EDT

    That'll never work -- we know you Americans are fat and sluggish. We're invading a little at a time just by buying up your land and companies. snickels

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  10. Beatles Not Quite Getting it3:48 PM EDT

    Eight Sizes Bigger a Week?

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