ME: "You're starving to death...what do you eat...a dog or a cat?"
WIFEY: "Neither."
ME: "You HAVE to pick one. You're starving to death...cat or dog?"
WIFEY: "I'm not eating a cat or a dog."
ME: "You don't have to kill it...it will be prepared. Cat or dog?"
WIFEY: I am not going to eat a cat or dog. That's gross!"
ME: "You're on an island. You're starving to death! A cat. Or a dog?"
WIFEY: "I'm not eating a cat or a dog."
ME: "Do you want some popcorn?"
WIFEY: "No thank you."
Cat, in a second.
ReplyDeleteEspecially if it was one of mine...they've been raised on only the best pure-meat-no-filler food and they're both fat and healthy.
I'm getting hungry...*eyes little calico*
probably dog. bigger portions.
ReplyDeleteNoOprah's dog looks mighty tasty.
ReplyDeleteFixing a Hound
ReplyDeleteLeave My Kitten Alone...and my dog.
Hey Tasty Bulldog
I Wanna Hold Your Broiled Carcass.
While My Cat Gently Weeps
Yellow Lab Submarine Sandwich
Lucy* in the Pie with Dalmations (*Lucy is a cat)
ReplyDeleteI Want to Eat Your Hound
Love Love Me Cat Stew
Eight Strays a Week (For Dinner)
Wild Shepherd Pie
ReplyDeleteHey Food
ReplyDeleteI Wanna Be Your Lunch
The Pooch on the Skillet
Why Don't We Eat Him In The Road
Puppy Brain
Lassie MaDinner
The Continuing Story of Braising Bulldogs
ReplyDeleteA Taste of Lassie
Magical Mastiff Stewer
Broiling for the Benefit of Mr. Kitty
Polythene Wrapped Puppies?
ReplyDeleteBark in the USSR
ReplyDeleteLean Mr. Mustard
Norweigian WOOF!
Everybody's Trying To Be My Gravy
Roll Over Beethoven (I'm gonna baste your belly!)
I Am The Entree
ReplyDeleteHelpHer DogShelter!
(I love that last one!)
Norwegian Woof
ReplyDeleteEverybody's Trying to Fry my Tabby
Run for Your Life, Dog!
I Want to Bite Your Paw
Oh crap, accidental duplicate!
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