Nothing funny has happened yet.

So today has been kinda dull. Even last night was.

But I have a duty to entertain, so the show must go on...

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I pull up to the Toll Booth.

My toll is 70 cents so I hand the toll-taker a crisp one dollar bill.

He hands me back 30 cents. I think it was a quarter and a nickle.

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Last night:

Wifey: "What do you want to watch?"

ME: "I don't care...what ever you want to."

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At the store:

ME: "Would you like some backing boards with those?"

Customer: "No thank you."

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DIALS UP SAUL: :::::ring:::: ::::ring::: ::::ring:::: :::ring:::

ME: ::::hangs up phone:::

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CRAZY JASON: "::::unintelligible banter::::"

ME: "Thank you."

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ME: "Do me a favor...shut the door."

INDIAN GUY: ::::shuts door:::

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ME: "Go owwwwside? Go owwwwwside?"

PUPPY: :::wags tail:::

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WIFEY: "Mind if I go out tonight?"

ME: "Have fun."

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