These Haitian people have been devastated.
Especially the children.
They're hungry. Hurt. Hot.
Thirsty.
And all of their toys are gone.
Please pick from the following and send to:
Haiti
c/o Hades on Earth
Near where the Earthquake was.
91311
Thank you.
Haiti Jude
ReplyDeleteMean Mr. Earthquake
Fixing A Whole Buncha Stuff
I Was The Wall, Russ.
When the town of Aberfan (in Wales) had a coal tip collapse and crush a school, the ever-sensitive Princess Margaret sent a boxcar full of toys to the town to help make the children happy again. Of course, most of the town's children were in the school when it was crushed, so a fat lot of good that did...
ReplyDeleteThe children are hot?
ReplyDeleteThose toys are all boy's toys. Were there no girls crushed? Need any Barbies?
ReplyDeleteOh yes, we love Barbie!
ReplyDeleteShe Escaped Through the Bathroom Window
ReplyDeleteShake and Shout
When I'm a 7.3
I Want You (This Building's so Heavy)
Baby You're a Poor Man
ReplyDeleteCarry that Weight (no edit req'd)
Haitian Wood (This Bird has Collapsed)
Why Don't we do it in the Road (Since we Have no House)
Got to Get You into my Tent
ReplyDeleteYou're going to Hades
ReplyDeleteoh wait, you're already there