So I'm watching a show the other night called The Pacific.
In one scene they show a Marine chugging down a can of peaches.
Shortly afterwards he vomits up said peaches.
And of course his fellow Marines dub him 'Peaches'
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ME: "I want you to start calling me Peaches."
WIFEY: "I'm not calling you Peaches."
ME: "Why not?"
WIFEY: "Because you can't pick your own nickname."
ME: "Why not?"
WIFEY: "Because."
ME: "What was your nickname growing up?"
WIFEY: "I don't remember."
ME: "You remember. What was the first concert you ever went to?"
WIFEY: "I don't remember."
IANO: "Why did you marry me?
ReplyDeleteWife: "I don't remember."
That's impressive, especially given the size of peach tins in the States!
ReplyDeleteYo! Peaches! What DO sushi and coins have in common?
ReplyDeleteThey is both roooooolled!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to know it's spider season.
ReplyDelete*puts on spiderproof outfit*