Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Lego Broad



THE LEGO BROAD: "So I just found out Andy swallowed a lego and has been in the hospital since Wednesday. I'm out of the loop."

ME: "What color Lego did he swallow?"

THE LEGO BROAD: "Dork."

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SO TO SUM UP:

Not only is she out of the loop, but so far out of the loop that it turns out the kid didn't swallow a lego...he had acid reflux.

And ya can't be building no buildings with no acid reflux.

(TRIPLE NEGATIVE!)

5 comments:

  1. Further outta the loop9:20 PM EDT

    Did you hear Morley Safer is gay?

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  2. Swallowing a Lego makes for a much better story than acid reflux--especially if ya swallow many legos in the correct order and they can see a little pirate ship or ferris wheel or something in the X-ray.

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  3. Back in the loop11:50 AM EDT

    Hey y'all, did you hear that Bacon Ace fellow is blogging again?

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  4. *fist bump*

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  5. also not Hoagey10:27 AM EDT

    r u sure that the dork comment was about the kid or the lego
    (cough cough)

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