Saturday, May 22, 2010

It might just be a gland problem.




It's hot.

It's hot in here.

It's stuffy in here.

Do you have the heat on?

I'm hot.

Open the window.

Does this thing have air conditioning?

I'm hot. It's hot. Stuffy.

::hand fan::

Hot.

It's hot.

I can't breath. It's hot.

Heat on?

It's hot. It's stuffy. Can't breath.

Hot.

No air in here.

It's hot.

Do these vents work?

It's hot.

:::windows down:::

It's hot. Holy crap...it's hot.

Stuffy. Hot.

::collar stretch::

Does this place have AC?

It's hot in here.

It's always hot in here.

It's hot.

Are you hot?

It's hot. Stuffy.

Always hot.

Stuffy.

Can't breath.

Does this thing work?

It's hot.

Do they know it's this hot in here?

I don't think this place has AC.

It's hot and stuffy.

That place is always hot.

And stuffy.

Can't breath.

:::hand fans face:::

It's hot.

Stuffy. No air.

How do people stand this?

So hot. Stuffy. Airless.

Hot.

Does this car have AC...or just a heater?

Because it's hot. Stuffy.

No air. Can't breath.

::uncomfortable shift:::

::windows down::

Hot.

It's always hot.

Stuffy can't breath.

Hot.

Stuffy.

No air.

:::adjusts vents up and down::

Too hot.

Stuffy.

Hot.

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Today's post wasn't about anyone in particular. In no way do I mean to disparage anyone.

He's hot. He can't breath. He thinks it's stuffy. Hot. No air. Hot.

11 comments:

  1. stuffy beatles12:14 PM EDT

    When I'm Sixty Four Degrees(Maybe Then I'll Be Happy)

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  2. Boston Beatles1:54 PM EDT

    A Hot Day's Night

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  3. Translucent Beatles3:22 PM EDT

    Fan Me Do

    Sweaty Sadie (best yet!)

    I Want You (She's so Humid)

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  4. Overheated Beatles3:23 PM EDT

    She Came in Through the Bathroom Window (Which Had Been Left Open Due to Heat)

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  5. Warm Beatles3:24 PM EDT

    Back in the H.E.A.T.

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  6. Is it hot in here or is it just me?3:27 PM EDT

    Humid Days Night

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  7. Overdressed Beatles3:29 PM EDT

    All To Swelter Now?

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  8. I win with the last one4:35 PM EDT

    (Not so) Lovely Heata

    Heat Jude

    Everybody's Got Something To Heat Except For Me And My Monkey

    Helter Swelter

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  9. Lame, So Sue Me4:38 PM EDT

    I Ain't Followin' The Sun

    Ticket to Roast

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  10. The Gifted Tard7:56 PM EDT

    I still think Sweaty Sadie wins...but Helter Swelter's pretty good!

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  11. I demand a LOST post!!!

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