Serving Size Smerving Size.

So Wifey buys me this box of microwave pancakes/sausage thingies. (Mine didn't have blueberries in them)

Pay attention.

In the box are 10 of these things. Ten.

Keep paying attention.

On the side of the box it says a 'serving size is 4'

Pay attention.

On the side of the box are the instructions.

Paying attention?

The instructions tell me to put three of these on a plate and then in the microwave.

Did you pay attention?

This is math class!!!

10 in a box, serving size is 4, put 3 in the oven.

It makes no sense!

You can't get a serving! You have a plate that's one short.

Or you can microwave two orders of three but then you have three cold ones.

Or if you microwave three orders of three you end up with one lone pig in a blanket.

I'm gonna kill someone.