A simple kiss goodnight.

So one of our close female friends was over last night.

When she left I gave her a quick kiss goodnight.

Here is the coversation that followed:

WIFEY: "Did you see what he just did?"

MISTRESS: "No...what did he do?"

WIFEY: "When he just kissed you he lifted his leg all girly like, like this ::girly leg lift:::

ME: "I did not!"

WIFEY: "YOU DID! Just like this ::girly leg lift::"

ME: "Didn't."

WIFEY: "Did."