When it's a jar.

So I'm standing there and I point the thingy at the door.

I expect to hear the 'click-click'.

I hear nothing.

I push 'unlock' again.

Nothing.

Crap.

Maybe the battery is dead?

I push 'unlock' again.

Nothing.

Crap!

I have a store to open and it's getting late!

Maybe I'll call Wifey and she can buzz down here with the spare keyless entry fob thingy.

Pain in the neck.

I can't believe I'm standing here and can't get the door to open.

What should I do?

WHAT SHOULD I DO???!!!

I pride myself on never being late!!

I push the 'unlock' button again hoping to hear the satisfying 'click-click'.

Nothing.

CRAP!!

And then at that moment I realized I was trying to open my store door with my car keyless remote thingy.

I looked around. Nobody saw me.

I took the store key and put it in the lock.

I turned said key and started my day...