Oil Me

Is what happened to me worse than what is happening in the Gulf of Mexico?

No.

Is what happened to me worth blogging about?

No.

Am I going to blog about it anyhow?

Yes.

Will Nazis be involved?

No.

I was cutting the grass (mowing the lawn) when all of a sudden the oil cap came off the mower and some oil got on me.

Was I the last one to use the mower?

No.

Did Wifey last use the mower?

Yes.

Did Wifey have anything to do with the oil cap being loose?

Maybe. Possibly.

Do I still like her?

Yes.